Jingus

That can't possibly be legal. As for the issue itself, I have two comments: 1. Chickens are quite possibly the dumbest animals to walk on two feet. You know the phrase, "running around like a chicken with its head cut off"? Ever wonder why that euphemism exists? It's because THEY REALLY DO RUN AROUND AFTER DECAPITATION. Hell, I even remember reading a story one time about a chicken that survived having its block knocked off, because it had a teeny-tiny piece of brain stem left that let it run around and still try to eat off the ground. Chickens are barely smart enough to breathe, much less register that they're being mistreated. Chicken Run was just a movie, people. Believe me, your average halibut is more aware of any possible pain and suffering happening to it than your average McNuggets ingredient. 2. I would really, really like to run into one of these PETA demonstrations... while wearing my leather jacket. I think that would be fun. "Well Your Honor, they threw what appeared to be blood all over me, which could've been infected with AIDS. So I think I was justified in beating the crap out of their entire picket line."

SPOILER: Terra wins. Oh come on, like you didn't know it already.

Those don't really count as "wrestling", though.

Yeah, especially when it's 20 posts long and has turned into a genuine debate. I'm still waiting for answers on some of the questions I posted in there.

Possibly, but looking at this it for some reason reminded me of ALina. Or it could be Prime. They can ALWAYS be Prime.

47% nerdy, but half of that was lucky guessing. That test was way too damn hard, and focused way too much on sci-fi crap and PC games. I guess nerds never read old books, visit websites, play music, or own a Playstation (at least according to these people).

If memory serves, wasn't Eagan the one who kept making fun of Mole's deceased mother? I seem to recall him going so far as making a poll with "Mole's mom is dead" as one of the choices. If I'm remembering this correctly, then fuck Eagan, he deserved anything he got.

Yes, Gordy did one with RF just a couple of months before he died. I've heard it's pretty sad to watch, as it's clear that the lights are on, but nobody's home.

No, just a straight match this time, though I spent most of it getting repeatedly choked by Athena, Traci, their manager, and any other heels who had some spare time. I couldn't really do much, because I was sick as hell and had just driven 500 miles earlier in the day, so I was pretty much dead (and I plain suck as a wrestler, too.) My best move were a couple of Sid-like "axhandles" off the second rope. The finish: Athena gave me a nutshot, but I no-sold it because, unlike OAOAST's hulking dumbass JINGUS, in real life I had the foresight to wear a cup. Then I took out the cup and smashed it against Athena's face til she tapped out. As for Scott, he was just there to protect a fellow member of the Brotherhood of Wrestling Announcers (read: he's a friend of Athena's). Photos of the match will be on the website sometime soon, I'll post a link here whenever they're up.

I still can't tell if the group is just making a huge satire on political correctness and reverse racism, or if they really are just a bunch of idiot racist fucksticks. Ah well, they'll be shouted down and stomped on by the school administration either way.

Fred's accent was always spotty at best. She'd have it on one line, and be completely drawl-free on the next. I think they finally dropped it just because she couldn't keep it consistent. Unrelated but funny note: I was commentating a match last night where the babyface was called Xander Blaze. Actual quote from me: "Xander Blaze ain't no Xander Harris, he's not gonna turn tail and run away here!" I mostly did it to crack up the camerawoman, who's a huge Buffy mark, I always try to slip in at least one obscure Whedonverse quote per show just to entertain her.

Oh yeah, you can do a shoot Irish whip. I've seen it done on a few occasions. The secret is not the whip itself, but pushing them REALLY fucking hard on the back as you whip them in. Do it hard enough, and the guy will sometimes shoot bounce off the ropes back towards you. It's really funny to watch.

If I'd called your cell phone... I would've wondered how the hell I got the number, since I don't know how to do any of that detective shit. TRITEC is trying to listen too, but RealPlayer is being ghey for her.

Heh, I thought I actually scared you in an "Oh FUCK, he's a stalker!" kind of way. Then I remembered, hey, it's Inc. He'll get over it.

Listening to Squirt's show right now... this is some great shit. Too bad Kotz's station doesn't have a streaming program (or if it does, I can't find it).

That's what I was wondering. Wow, a guy who spent about fifteen years with HUGE muscles (in a sport known for steroid abuse) has a heart attack when he's just forty, and then two years later, they release the SHOCKING news that he PROBABLY took steroids and it MIGHT have had something to do with his death. Jesus. Who decided to even print this "news" article? Let the man rest in peace.

No, I got the satire over the whole anti-Semitism controversy and the movie's ultraviolence, but come on, shoving a red-hot poker up Christ's ass? That's just asking for trouble.

Damn, Squirt, when you do an adults-only show, you don't go halfway, do you? Why don't you play Tom Lehrer's "Fuck You" song while you're at it. But seriously, my question: why name your show after the greatest "weird" singer of all time, yet not play any of his stuff?

Yeah, someone had to have balls of steel to make that one. And by "had to have balls of steel," I mean "had to have been a real asshole." I just now watched that. I thought it started out kinda funny, but when they got to the massive bloody torture and the dancing rabbi, that was a bit much.

What frequency is it, and would the signal reach down to Savannah? I might actually be able to listen, if so.

He's a big jakked-up guy who was on some of TNA's earliest shows, but was dropped from the show after he dropped Ron Killings on his head with a suplex. He works for the local promotion that runs the Asylum on the weekends, and has done so for a couple of years now; he's a hometown guy. Well, Storm just came off an arm injury which kept him out for months (and was the entire reason for the Harris push, to give his partner something to do), and Douglas is Douglas, so yeah of course it was slow. Goldylocks great on the mic? Uh, okay. She's no Molly Holly in that area, in my opinion. Oh, and by the way, Abyss is from Ohio. He speaks perfect English, like anyone else here. They wrestled each other for years down in NWA-Wildside, back when Abyss was known as Prince Justice, and yes those matches ruled too.

That's nothing, NOTHING compared to some of the sick shit in the comics on the other site. I got the fuck out of there after I read one in which a giant coven of black-robed witches ritualistically murdered a baby (which the mother "especially conceived" just to be sacrificed) while screaming "HAIL SATAN" and forced a little girl to drink the baby's blood. That's bad enough, but the really offensive bit was in a small-print footnote: "Police estimate between 40,000 to 60,000 ritual homocides per year occur in the U.S. (Dr. A. Carlisle - Homocide Investigation Seminar, Las Vegas, Nevada, 1986)". Now, firstly: bullshit. Secondly: it's spelled homIcide. Thirdly: couldn't their made-up seminar supporting their invented facts at least have happened a little more recently than 18 years ago? Someone needs to mail-bomb the fuck out of that site, if not just hack & destroy it completely.

Ya know, when I first glanced through this thread, I didn't think much of it. In fact, my thoughts went something like this: "Oh great, more psycho fundaMENTAList websites. I'll come back when I have more time, and hit one of 'em with a Dissection of Doom." But then, I actually clicked on the links, and read the sites. My God. (Which sure as hell ain't THEIR God.) I have no idea how to respond to this. To people this stubborn, this mean-spirited, this arrogant. I mean, check out the webcomic about Allah and Muslims in the second site; one of the last panels is of Muhammed burning in hell, I shit you not. And the first site is like something The Simpsons would come up with. And I'm not exagerrating: that blasphemous horror of a website is literally exactly like something the Flanders kids would be surfing on. Damn. I mean, damn. I might come back and Dissect a little bit later, but I need some time to recover after reading all that infectious horseshit.

Since when was Mutoh's first name "Takeshi"? I'll believe this story when I see it reported elsewhere on a credible puro news site.

Oh yeah, I've encountered a few like that. The ones where, if you're still sitting on them when you flush, you suddenly feel like you're sitting on the spout of Old Faithful at eruption time. While during an earthquake. On the positive side: they tend to need much, much less cleaning than weaker toilets, as all the little "remnants" get sucked into the mighty void.