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He's a producer too, and works with the record label that takes a cut every time a Clay Aiken album gets sold in Frisco or whatever.

I think this list is of total net worth, not yearly income. Dave has had his own personal TV show a lot longer than Leno has. Ironically, if it is of net worth, Hogan should technically be on this list, somewhere 'round the middle. Come to think of it, so should Hasselhoff and a couple other people. I'm not so sure this list is accurate.

The talk show people make the big bank for two primary reasons: because they work every day on the same job for years, thus guaranteeing a nice fat contract, plus they're often also a producer or executive producer on their own shows so they double dip the chip.

Well, whatever that forum is, I don't go there. So at least he basically provided room service for my lazy self.

Say whatever you want about VH, but those shoot interview MP3s he provides disqualify "useless" from the available options.

It was from one of the UWF-TNA shows. Bradshaw "feuded" against Sgt. Slaughter, and both of them had a stable of mixed indy/TNA guys. UWF is one of those few indy companies that gets away with using employees from both big companies.

For those who don't speak pharmacese, that translates into a painkiller, a muscle relaxer, and two mood depressors.

Now you're talking about someone who isn't a serious character, in terms of how they've been portrayed or pushed. If that's what he meant, then I agree, the Voodoo Queen is a horrible character. I thought he meant that Nikki the employee wasn't really a professional wrestler, like Random WWE Diva #47.

So? What does that matter?

We may not ever know exactly how well they did. First of all, the company has to voluntarily release the records, it's not something they have to do. Secondly, it can take forever to get the correct results. And finally, ROH is different from other companies because its PPVs have debuted at different times on different satellite providers, sometimes weeks apart.

Bullshit. Traci's awkward bump on the apron was her own doing. The way TNA puts its matches together, especially something like a brief TV match involving five women, it's all pretty heavily scripted ahead of time. Traci knew that move was coming ahead of time and agreed to it. Then when she took the move, she let go of the top rope too soon and caused her lower back to whack into the side of the ring. As for "killing" Gail, what the hell are you even talking about? The dominator at the end? 100% worked. Out of everyone Gail looked like the biggest danger in the match, some of her kicks looked mighty imprecise. (Well, except for Hemme being a danger to herself, that firecrotch legdrop made me wince in sympathy agony.)

Yeah, it can do that. Been grinding your teeth a lot?

He just fudged the numbers so he could specifically clain Eleven... one more than HHH.

She IS a serious woman wrestler, Nikki Roxx, she main evented the last SHIMMER show. Blame TNA for sticking the dumbass Baby Shango gimmick on her.

What Heenan ones? None here.

Yes, yes he was. Not to mention submitting to the sharpshooter in his match against Bret at Survivor Series '92.

I've downloaded like 20 of these things, YOU RAWK HOMES.

In their online job postings, whenever the WWE has an opening for an announcer they always specifically require that the person be an attractive MTV-lookin' dude. As a talented but ugly wrestling announcer myself, that always really pissed me off.

A dude with big muscles who works for Vince McMahon? I'd say he's most likely got at least a passing familiarity with injecting himself. ALLEGEDLY. #349: Benoit's a monster, ya know. #350: (insert Diva here) looks like a tranny.

When's Rock coming back? Aw c'mon, he's coming back, no way that the millionaire life in Hollywood will keep him away from getting his body pounded and brutalized on a dirty wrestling mat in front a far smaller audience than his movies draw. It's in his blood. Cena doesn't use steroids. Because he told us so.

That's it canuck, you're banned from my board. Robert Rodriguez's segment in Four Rooms was decent, but Tarantino's was pretty weak and the other two were just unwatchable garbage.

Oh hell no. Nash unmasked Rey after the Outsiders beat Rey/Konnan at Superbrawl, then did a "slipped on a banana peel" fluke job to Rey which meant absolutely nothing, and then finally buried the shit out of him in their last singles match at Uncensored which saw Rey getting in exactly four offensive moves before getting sloppily powerbombed and pinned.

Heh, that looked very UFC-ish, what with the one girl trying to take it to the ground and the other wanting a standup fight.

Because (like most pro wrestling fans, probably) I don't give a shit about sumo wrestling and found it to be one big waste of time. It's like the useless diva match they have at Mania every year, except with a different sort of giant breasts. I thought it was slow, plodding, overstuffed with rest holds and sloppy brawling, and had WAY too many run-ins from Bret which ruined any possible pacing or flow they might've otherwise established. Plus the "Sid shit his pants" rumor. The Bossman-Taker one is even worse in hindsight, when it was revealed like a month later that the Corporation and the Ministry were secretly in cahoots, so basically Undertaker had one of his own henchmen hung from a noose just for the hell of it.

Meh, buncha slapping and hair-pulling for thirty seconds, and then all the cheerleaders calmly got up and walked away. Nothing compared to a real ghetto fight between two giant fat bitches.