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    Cena's title reign

    How does a picture of him formerly being bigger mean he's not using anything now? It's just REAL goddamned hard to look like that consistently, especially with the WWE's travelling schedule, without any form of chemical help. And as the recent string of busts has clearly showed, just because someone isn't built like Batista doesn't mean that they're not on the gas. I'm not saying that he's definitely on, obviously there's no proof (yet), but with pretty much any prime-time wrestler I go with the assumption that they're on some sort of drug unless proven otherwise.
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    Cena's title reign

    How do you know? Because he says so? All the other guys busted recently said beforehand that they didn't use them either. And Cena's build is sure as hell more anabolic-looking than Funaki, Umaga, Regal, etc.
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    Superman: Doomsday

    Pretty much agree with everything said here, old partner. Also found the guest-star voice acting very distracting. I just couldn't stop picturing William the Bloody Spike facing off against Jayne Cobb, plus it didn't help that Baldwin just plain seemed like he was phoning in his entire part. One thing that amuses me is imagining the legions of horrified parents who might buy this as apparently harmless entertainment for young kids, only to stumble onto the cussing and violence and sexual overtones and so on.
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    Cena's title reign

    "My body is all natural!"
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    Worst Wrestlemania Matches

    Because Russo wrote himself into a corner. They needed Mankind to win that match so he could be the referee in the main event, but they couldn't let the brand new Big Show do a job, and they also needed some sort of doubt as to whether Mick could actually be able to ref the main, so we got a chokeslam through chairs. Cena vs. JBL wasn't a bad match. Not a great one, but not bad, just too short, and that's not the workers' fault, the office tells them how long to go. It was way, way better than true stinkers like Taker vs. Sid, Andre vs. Hogan II, Big Show vs. Akebono, etcetera.
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    Teenage girl is beaten

    I've also never hit a chick... despite having been in three pro wrestling matches against girls... still not sure how I pulled that off.
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    Teenage girl is beaten

    Oh fuck off, you snide piece of shit. Horrible shit happens in every country on the globe every day, don't try to trivialize that.
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    Teenage girl is beaten

    Plus, there's incidents of women committing murder on a daily basis. Their victims were certainly worse off than this girl. Kinda reminds me about a story I read where a teenage Muslim girl suicide bomber killed both herself and an Israeli teenage girl outside a grocery store, and from the pictures provided of the two girls, you couldn't have picked out which one was which.
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    God is being sued

    This item's already a little old. The was a followup where a clerk found a motion for dismissal, written by God which apparently just appeared with a poof on his desk. God apparently claimed that the court didn't have the proper jurisdiction over Him and that He was immune to the laws of man.
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    Teenage girl is beaten

    You've never seen girls get into a fight before? Ever? Never seen any stories on the news about a female committing violence? A girl doing a beatdown is less common than a boy doing so, but hardly unheard of.
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    WWE Folder sucks dick

    Dude, it's the same folder where Kurt Angle was seriously reported dead less than a week ago. How are we supposed to know that you're just kidding in the middle of all the other suck?
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    Jena school case

    I wasn't deprecating myself, I was pointing out that what you're trying to use as "mocking" was pretty weak sauce. Because what you said is literally true: if black people protest against racism, then yes, it will cause racists to become angry. Not exactly a wicked burn on me there.
  13. Cops try to avoid incapacitating people with their bare hands if they can. Plenty of reasons for that. Who's to say that the guy didn't have a switchblade in his pocket, or didn't have HIV and felt like biting someone, or whatever.
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    Jena school case

    So you're too stupid to realize that I was mocking back? I don't post more here, it's the other way around. I post on about half a dozen different boards pretty regularly.
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    Jena school case

    Um, yeah, protesting racism would piss off racists, what about that isn't true?
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    WWE General Discussion - September 2007

    geniusMoment, still waiting for that video.
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    So what do you think about The Undertaker?

    No he's not. Nash is 6'10", he's said that himself. Kane is 6'7", and Taker is clearly a few inches taller than him.
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    So what do you think about The Undertaker?

    Bullshit. Foley started his WWF tenure by pinning the Undertaker. And Rock beat a shitload of guys on his way up too. Hell, he was the sole survivor in his debut match at SS96. It's impossible to become a top wrestler without being built up by having other guys lose to you.
  19. He flagrantly broke the rules of that forum, and the cops were completely right to take him away. If he "hadn't done anything wrong", then why did the entire room break into applause when the cops first got him? Irrelevant, he's not a law enforcement official, they don't take their orders from him. That's the one part I sorta agree with, especially with all those cameras on them, they probably should've done it a little more discreetly. They used the taser after warning him five times in a row that they'd do so if he didn't stop struggling and let them cuff him. He didn't stop struggling or let them cuff him. When they gave him a bunch of chances to do what he was legally required to, and he refused every time, he gave up his right not to be tased. He was under goddamned arrest, he didn't have the option of getting up and leaving. By that point he'd caused a huge scene and shoved cops around, there's no possible way he was just walking out of there like nothing happened. He got tasered for putting his hands on law enforcement officials and never obeying their orders.
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    So what do you think about The Undertaker?

    Name a money-drawing superstar who got to their position without definitively beating other guys.
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    Jena school case

    So, the couple dozen times I've said that the particular charges they were stuck with were unfair and that the sentences were ludicrously harsh, how does that not count as "acknowledging" the problem? In every fuckin' post I've made in this thread I've agreed that these kids were fucked over by the authorities in a big way. And where have I said "oh well, just the way it is, can't be changed" or anything similar? In fact, I've repeatedly said the direct opposite, that things in this town clearly need to change.
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    2007: Most disastrous year in WWE history?

    Yeah, I've announced a bunch of women's matches for one big site that caters towards that market. Besides just being creepy, it's expensive as hell. They charge like $40 for one tape with only three or four matches on it.
  23. Depends entirely on a number of different variables. What are they chasing you for? What kind of terrain are you being chased through? Have they radioed ahead to have other cops cut you off? Are you real sure that they won't just say fuck it and shoot you? And most importantly, are you a better runner than every one of the cops behind you? Yeah, that's what the guy said. Thank you, tip your waitresses, I'm here all week.
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