Dogbert

Lucky you guys. I'm stuck with the Lions and Browns. Oh well, I get to see my man Jeff Garcia go out there. Too bad the rest of the offense sucks... Jeff looks like he's about ready to have a coronary, and it's only the second quarter.

*headdesk* Their best game this season, and f'n Turco steals it.

Because you touch yourself at night.

Makin' movies, makin' songs, and fighting 'round the world!

I'm not gonna watch the Nazi pre-teens; if I wanted to be totally and utterly repulsed, I'd log onto Launchcast and watch Ashlee Simpson's new video. Are they as brutally awful as I imagine an act such as that being, and how long until someone creates a "Countdown to 18" site for them?

Easy question to answer. There's a song on the Quebec charts right now called "Choupeta". It's a lame ripoff of that Ketchup song from a few years back. That should be all you need to hear.

Yeah, watching the Oilers these days would turn me emo too.

"The Biggest Douche in the Universe". Derp.

YES. Miikka Kiprusoff is BACK.

Benoit loses the title already? RABBLE! RABBLE RABBLE!

Hopefully, he didn't pick the PHX/CGY game tonight. Wayne figured out how to beat the Flames easily, and that's T-R-A-P.

As Peter Maher would say... YEAH BABY! That, folks, is the REAL Calgary Flames Hockey Club.

Oh yeah. I can't wait for Saturday. If we play like we can and the Oilers do the same... wow.

That's more like it. The Flames FINALLY went out there and played their game. There's a few logistical things to work out, but really, if they play like that every night, we'll be fine. Sean Avery is a turd.

So a bunch of football players got their rocks off. Big whoop.

BRYAN FUCKING MARCHMENT?

Well, the Flames went out there and had a field day. Outshot the Jackets 38-20 in a 3-1 win. Denis was amazing for CBJ, and Kipper should have had a shutout (if you've seen how the Jackets scored, you know what I mean).

Pierre Dagenais is farking useless.

*headdesk*

Whether or not you believe that Jim Ross should retire from commentary, it would still be a sad day. I'm sure that many of us can't remember wrestling without J.R. doing play-by-play. I know I can't.

Geez. Win or no win, I wouldn't be too cocky if I was a Card. The pen looked REALLY shaky today.

YES. The locker-room cancer is history.

So we've got the Braves and Astros, two of the most surprising teams this year, facing each other in the first round. Figures.

ATL def. HOU in 5 STL def. SD in 3 BOS def. CWS in 5 LAA def. NYY in 5

Who plays who in the AL?