Dogbert

Really? That's weird. I've tried all the games on mine, and they work fine, apart from slight changes to the background music.

I bought one of those. I wondered why it was $40, reduced from $90.

He took Stephen Dixon.

I really don't care where Vince Carter ended up. I don't care if he's in L.A. Where he can hang 'round stars all day; I don't care if he's Portland-bound, Or Cleveland, home of the Dawg Pound; The Mavericks, Trail Blazers, Jazz? Maybe to Washington's pizzazz? Does it mean a shit? Nope, no way, no. I really don't care where Carter goes. To Memphis' crooning, Phoenix blazing, Indy and their barnyard raising? Maybe New Orleans and their brass? Nope, that would make them suck more ass. To Seattle's rain or Minny's bears? Rob could send him anywhere! Philly's nuts and Detroit's twisted, And I forgot Golden State existed, But even they could take this lunk, This overpaid, oft-injured punk. Or to the Heat to play with Shaq, Assuming their GM smokes crack. So it is clear to all who see This absurd piece of poetry That I don't care where Carter goes, As long as he doesn't stay in Toronto. That is all.

I don't hate this trade from Oakland's perspective. They got three guys with real potential to be stars.

I think we're all missing the most important detail here. The woman's name is Linda W. Cropp. No matter what happens, this woman will still have a funny name.

I've recently read a few posts... well, more than a few... that have classified the Undertaker's recent push as a joke. These tend to use the facts that he is old and that his workrate has diminished as basis for this argument. However, I've watched SmackDown a few times recently, and from what I've seen, the fans are going apeshit for him every time he makes an appearance. If the guy is over despite his lack of workrate, then why not push him? The idea has always been to give the fans what they want (at least, it should be), and watching SmackDown has shown me that the fans want the Undertaker at the top. In summation, why not push the Undertaker now? Strike while the iron's hot and all. Besides, it'd be better than JBL.

Fair enough. I really just wanted to have someone elaborate on the opinion for once. I see where you're all coming from.

Well, I think the Yanks could've done better than Pavano, as I'm sure last year was an anomaly. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE JAYS DUMPED KEVIN CASH'S USELESS ASS.

Rob Brown? Anyways, the closest I've got to a sports star is Rhett Warrener's brother, or possibly Oleg Saprykin's dad.

Well, Chipchura won't be playing. Out for the season with a gruesome Achilles tendon injury.

Use a mousetrap baited with either peanut butter or bacon.

But this is coming off of months of reports saying that Fox was bringing Family Guy back due to high syndication reruns and DVD sales. They had better follow up on that promise eventually. Family Guy is May/June of '05. That isn't considered midseason. Whoa... I was told it was returning in January.

I don't see Family Guy on there. It'd better be on weekends.

Hey look, it's the Weston Bread logo on a cap.

The Pistons should be punished, as an organization, for the horrendous conduct of their fans. I believe that as stupid as we all know that Artest is, this doesn't escalate to the point that it did without the morons in the crowd, and Detroit should be paying millions to make up for it.

Get the Nirvana song out of the top 50 and I agree wholefartedly.

Heard on the news that John Morgan, alumnus of the Royal Canadian Air Farce, is dead. Rest in peace, Mike, Jock, Dr. Llewellyn and all the rest.

One more I forgot: I Will Still Love You - Stonebolt Great song, no follow-up. Basically, your average mid-70s one-hit wonder

Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia) - US3 How Bizarre - OMC I Love You Always Forever - Donna Lewis Mouth - Merril Bainbridge I remember those ones from my early youth. I did like them all (except Bainbridge's, that one was garbage) and never got why they never had anything else.

Well, I was right about a few things. The song is "Round, Round We Go" by, of all bands, Trooper. The thing is, it doesn't sound like Trooper in the least. It sounds more like Blood, Sweat and Tears than anything else. Whatever. I found it.

There's this song they keep playing on my local oldies station. The problem is, the station appears to have a phobia about divulging the title and artist of the song. I want to download it, but I'm not sure what it's called. The lyrics to the chorus go: In and out, all in all You're turning me upside down Turning me inside out, and I feel My head is spinning 'round 'Round, 'round we go (X3) Anyone who can help?

I've heard of that one. That isn't it. This is a sort of rock-disco thing. Since it isn't well-known, I'm assuming it's by a Canadian band, and it's part of the station complying with Canadian content regulations.

Well, the Cubs are still cursed... they shoulda just let the guy bring his goat into the park. Go Sox.

Red Sox/Astros in the World Series? Stranger things have happened, I guess.