The Niggardly King

Eddie Murphy is considering retiring from movies after Beverly Hills Cop 4 and going back to doing stand-up. Of course this was just in one of those "I'm gonna say whatever I fucking feel like saying" interviews after that Dave movie bombed. He expected it to be a Norbit like hit and was pretty down about it.

But can he dance all night long?

I wish I could remember posting that... I must of been drunk

Strong, real strong. I can leg press around 850 pounds and I can bench around 300+ now. I could probably do more but I never feel comfortable enough to go higher than 310-320.

I can't wait for Rogan to call him Relish for the whole fight again.

Jordan became a global icon by winning six titles in eight years and being the best player in the history of the sport, all on American soil. (Well except for the two Gold Medals, but you see the point) LeBron's best chance is here in the states. Yeah, but he wants to become the first athlete worth a billion or something like that. That's his ultimate goal and he's stated it in interviews before.

Your team gets 10 wins

Ever since the draft, ECW ratings are slowly going up. Mark Henry and Tony Atlas are DRAWS.

yea, but he sucks

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GAAArbage DAAAAAAY! Oh man! Oh god! Oh man! Oh god! Oh man! Oh god! Oh man! Oh god! Oh man! Oh god! How about I take you home...

If he actually plays for Tampa this year, be happy with 7 wins Bucs fans. You have a better chance with Garcia.

I'll always remember the JBL/Taker match where some drunken fan hops on the gimmicked limo and security nearly shits themselves on how to get him off without fucking up the finish. It's a match that perfectly sums up the JBL Smackdown Era, and I actually enjoyed that time.

The dark match main event makes a humorous read. I imagine Kozlov just laid out in the ring the whole time... basically chilling.

they're trying to build Umaga back up.

Dude, it's going to lead to a snug fucking match that'll probably be better than the Punk match for his return.

The thing I fear is when Rey is still wrestling a few years from now with an even more grounded style... I can just see the fans totally losing interest in him. Except for the kids because of his look.

Fuck the sing-a-long basketball announcer routine act that Kennedy has going right now. He showed his true potential in the Taker feud and the build to his title match with Batista at the Rumble a couple of years ago.

Apparently Vince has seen and enjoyed The Dark Knight. When do we get a Joker or Two Face character?

Not when you got a gold woody PT. Skirts drop, panties get wet, lots of unstoppable fingering while I'm cruising around town. It's quite FO-NOM-IN-ALL if I dare say.

Hey, it's for a time when the shit hits the fan and I won't be in the mood to drive or do anything.

Carlito is basically doing what Palumbo is doing on RAW right now... jack shit.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." "The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions." Thanks, George.

Explain this current face run of Triple H please.

Khali is the one guy most fans want to see as a face attraction. Coming out and crushing Deuce and Domino got him a bunch of cheers, anytime he gets to pummel on a heel seems to get him cheers. He also gets plenty of positive reactions during his light hearted segments.