The Niggardly King

oh yeah, red stripes is good dawg

Obama at 3:24 enjoying the comedy stylings of Dave Chappelle

What's a good tasting beer to get out here in So Cal? All I know are the horrible tastes of Steel Reserve, Magnums, and the occasional decent, but seems like the best beer compared to those two Heiniken. Oh and the Modello Negras and Especialls

Little Nicky had Dan Marino in Hell, begging Satan for a Super Bowl Ring... how could you not like that?

MVP's pure ownage of Coach was awesome. "You know, I’ve read that Cole and JBL were voted the sixth best announce team ever, and now that you’re here Coach, it’s been voted as one of the worst. How does that happen?" And Morrison is like Michaels in 93... it's there and he's going to be huge in the next year. Man, Miz and Morrison have improved so much, especially The Miz once he realized he could work snug and still stooge it up. This team does what DX 2006 was trying to do and they pull it off effortlessly.

Fuck, no.

I'll suck your dick clean... no homo.

quit trying to wave that e-dick 'round, boy

No Homo, Rip

As long as I'm having fun everyday I don't really care... I could go tonight on the way to work in a car accident and have no regrets.

Shit son drinking at 15... that's when I started and look at me now!

Rue DeBoneyah

He would call Regal over to watch some bomb ass Puro, but then he wouldn't let him inside of his home and he'd just look out the window and laugh... fuck Benoit

HUH?

Oh shit son, Fedor ducking BIG TIMMY

Pretty good for a guy with no contract to get the Main Event of the show

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Big Timmy coming for you niggah! Sylvia by epic decision.

KU controls most of the game but can't quite put Memphis away... until OT when they win by 5.

IT WAS ME DANDY... IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

I don't hate Ron Paul, I was 100% serious about everything I wrote when it pertains to that Keebler Elf.

I'm a uniter of the people, I do more in 20 minutes than Obama can do in months...

That's because one minute there's a nice tribute and then the next it's like, "HEY, LOOK AT THE PICTURES OF MY HONEYMOON!"

He's the only man with a consistent special on fallen Iraq soliders, nearly everday there's a small tribute, he lets people know what's really going on in the country, and has the audacity to speak his mind on CNN... instead of slurping up whoever the hot candidate at the moment is. Lou Dobbs is a true American hero.