The Niggardly King

Death Trap Rest In Peace THE CHOKE!

I don't know if the booking of Mania is going to play into the long term things, but it's fucking awesome how they've made Randy Orton into Superman right now. Dude gets to survive the STFU for like two minutes, gets beatdown the whole match by Triple H and Cena, yet comes out in the end with the Concussion kick. Next night on RAW he gets hit with a Twist of Fate on the outside by Matt Hardy, gets tossed back into the ring and then hits an RKO out of nowhere, as if he were playing possum, even though he just took one of the more protected finisher on the outside. Cena has been humanized in a way, with not being able to put Orton away with the STFU, and after about 3 years of kicking out of every main event finisher, all it takes is one Pedigree to do the job this year. Edge got put over the most with being able to dominate and have an answer to everything Taker wanted to do, up until he took a moment to regroup his gameplan and magically got caught with Taker's Gogoplata. The same move that has had everyone on the roster tapping within 5 seconds of the hold being locked onto them, even the MONSTERS (Khali, Henry, BDV, etc.) and Edge gets to survive a full minute and almost break out of it. I don't know if they're going to continue this for the long term, but I can't wait to see how things develop, especially for Edge. He was built up as the worst Taker opponent for Mania yet... I expected a weak 20 minute match with him doing nothing but cheating having the Majors run-in, expecting Vickie Guerrero to come out and try to reverse the decision... and yet he gets put over strong for over half an hour, and even gets a segment where he stands toe to toe with the "WWE'S BEST PURE STRIKER IN THE BIZ OF ALL TIMES!"

eh it aint no big deal, really ice breaks all the time, it might melt down, but it's so cold up there there might be a new big chunck of ice in like two weeks so this aint nothing to worry about

And with this, we add "is TSM into beastiality" to the list of pressing questions! No "a" ... just 'bestiality'. And, yes ... the answer is yes. You beastalentiers make me fucking sick... cancer of the sex parts.

Hey, hey... why the quotes? Marney's kind are people too.

Contemplating her sexuality!

you're a fucking viking, a man of olden times, real man

it should be a nice light peach, white gets dirty to easily

Oh shit... Will this be after Czech heart explodes in some hotel room, or when CWM OD's on some painkillers?

Woman can also have a higher pain threshold than your average man, and if you wanna be looked at as an equal, you're gonna get an equal right hook from me.

Fuck these animals, give me a pack of em big as Japanese hornets, or some bot flies, and then let's see what the fuck a bear, bison, or lion gonna do

I'll never hit a woman but I'll slap the shit out of a bitch why u bullshittin?

Crowd was great, but we got surround sound here... maybe others were watching in an element where the sound wasn't good. U-U-UMAGA! Hopefully catches on, and I can imagine them not being happy with the whole front of the hard camera crowd being big Umaga fans and shitting on Batista.

Please don't kill yourself.

BEAUT-A-FUCKING-FULL

What number did we leave off on?

Hasn't he always told his life story in the way that he was raised by his mother? That's pretty much the same, right? WHITE mother.

2 FAST 2 FURIOUS Cena was hilarious. But this one felt like the first legit special entrance. Really, the lights going out helped with it and the fact that Cena didn't act too much like a hyped up jackass in between the marching band. Fuck, lights should have stayed out for the rest of the night.

Oh yeah and as far as special Cena entrances, this was the best one yet. The visual of the lights down, Cena standing between a marching band and the people actually cheering for him was pretty damn cool. Simple and so damn effective.

Man, loved this Mania. Flair/Michaels ruled, even though HBK started to slip a bit into his retarded mode, that match was fucking awesome. Loved Mayweather/Show. Glad Orton went over, he's the best heel right now, and he's finally looking strong after getting Superkicked like 5 weeks in a row by Michaels, and then pretty much getting owned by Jericho. His reign is starting to hit it's stride. Edge/Taker might have been Taker's best Mania match to me. Haven't been that into a Taker match since the Orton Mania match, and Edge comes out of this looking good.

What in da fuck was that fight? Guys not trying to finish the fight, it was like a glorified sparring session. Just fucking weird. Almost WORK-like

Chi-Town ain't reppin' Dem niggahs be steppin'

O-BAM-A BOM-BA-YE-!

They don't even have the handlebars to be robber-barons. I could put you in Whiny Bitches for less. and it begins... no more coming into this folder!