The Niggardly King

WE GOT CALI IN DA HOUSE!

What do you mean? I've never been hit with a phone in my life. Look up "MikeSC Phone" in search. You might find something. If not: He was once beaten with a phone by an angry girlfriend for 20 minutes. How the hell does that happen?

or the one time he was drunk and someone yelled out, "FUCK YOU WHITEBOY!". Simon was about 30 feet away from him, and he went sprinting after him... he went for some running jumping Bruce Lee shit the guy ducked, and Simon ended going through a McDonald's window.

like the time where he got knocked out by a tranny hooker and she pissed on him.

But how does TheSmartMarks.com community know this... I say let the people look at the list to, ain't no reason to be hiding if this is the truthiness

Were you slappin' suckas like Lil Wyte?

We NEED Cronot

Shit, that's what I had before? I totally forgot... thanks Venk.

:( :( :( :( A hard pill to swallow

Fuck, I don't even pay attention to this man... I'm like to lazy to change it. Maybe when I find that one picture that dropkicks me with the laffs, or when I find a gif of a pornstar I like shaking dat booty booty, ya dig playa?

Shit, this must have been how Elvis felt after using a few teens as cum dumpsters for the weekend.

General Chat getting gangraped bout now. Shit ain't cool, but ain't nothing I can do about it man, hey I can make a thread... and then lock my own thread! Or I could delete some of my OWN POSTS! New era be getting son'd right bout now.

Ya Site Feedback Tie Wearers... that shit is getting raped, kaintock is balls deep fucking your shit up like you the fresh lilly bitch in prison. Shit, this shit... could have been dealt with by now, but nah... oh well.

This is what happens when you just make me VP of looking out a window, I could be taking care of this right now, but nah... there's a mutilated dicks running around, fucking your precious WWE project right in the ass. Ya sports folder, oh yeah, getting done up like it was getting an old school coke bottle shoved up the cooter by Fatty Arbunkle.

WP, he's back!

No it's a certain type of thing where Michaels sort of "tries" to hard to have a classic, and usually ends up looking shitty by putting too much on himself. It hasn't happened in a LONG while though, so it's sort of just a minor worry. And the only way I wanna see Show/Mayweather end is in a wild brawl outside the ring, MVP comes in, takes Show out with the MITB briefcase or a chair and Mayweather do a one foot pin.

I was like this with the Space and I ended up deleting it

uh oh

is cronot still on christian singles or whatever it's called? we need him back.

Man, HBK/Flair has a lot of potential to be good/great as long as Michaels doesn't go into his retarded mode. But this is Mania, and he's good about not doing it so I shouldn't have any worries.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMXNGaSqGl4 I'd argue that it has one of the best endings for a sports movie. Those final ten minutes are magic.

real thizzlers cash makers ass shakers stacking trill figures

And take a sledgehammer to the top of his head

And what the hell, a warning??!! VP OF LOOKING OUT A MOTHERFUCKING WINDOW DON'T GET NO WARNING. Ya just gonna treat me like I'm John McCain, and you're my little Jew I bring around to correct me on when I fuck something up, ya know?