The Niggardly King

Dalton, I thought you'd be bigger

YOU VOTED FOR HILARY, JUST TO SPITE OBAMA, YOUR OPINION IS VOID

this likely goes down as an uneventful, forgettable Mania... outside of Finlay/JBL and maybe Batista/Umaga.

that was Ice T idiot

Houston better win against Irvin so they can just rush into a match with Chuck.

Nothing is more terrifying than the fact Youtube has become this big entity for use of politics

There's really going to be a 7 or 8 win team in the playoffs next year...

I never expected Beastalentier to become a name

Holy fuck the Lions are making the playoffs next year with 7 wins... this is terrifying.

Nah, 50 will perform I Get Money with a shitload of pyro and ballyho going off

hey, Houston means a Terry Funk HOF induction and Foley and him doing something at Mania!

I figured Slayer to be more of an Ostertag than a Malone, but he does love to throw elbows in the post and his fadeaway ain't so bad

Juicy Pear are my favorite Jelly Belly! This thread was not meant for me. You and me both, man. They were bursting with flavor! I don't know if they were #1, but they were certainly at the top of the list for me. My grandparents always kept an ample supply of Jelly Bellies around their house when I was little, so I've certainly had my share. I never understood the point of getting excessively adventurous with jellybean flavors. Why would I want to eat popcorn-flavored jellybeans? Why would I want to now, I mean. When I was a young lad, I would pretend I was an astronaut from a future where all food consumption was done in jellybean form, so the popcorn ones suited me well, but today, not so much, no. This reminds me of the big jar of jelly beans I picked up a week ago... there's multiple fruit flavors, a cheesecake one, 6 soda ones, and 4 different alcohol ones, not to mention the standard popcorn, red vines, etc. The thing that got to me though is on the back, it has jelly bean recipes. 3 strawberries + 2 cheesecakes jellybeans and it tastes just like a strawberry cheesecake! 3 Green Apple jellybeans + 2 margarita jellybeans makes an Appletini? Damn, there's even a plain cheese jellybean but no cheese popcorn recipe.

YOU'D VOTE FOR PAUL

Doesn't his daughter have any friends? YOU CALLED IT!

I have never seen so many young players have a promising rookie year, only to be tossed aside since Gruden can't "handle" young players.

I don't know if I can say I have any exes, as no serious relationships here.

Kennedy does a lot of unnatural stuff in the ring that freaks out the boys and could hurt someone. It's just a logical conclusion. Like whenever a rookie would get injured at a house show in a match with Hardcore Holly...

JEFF GARCIA WILL LEAD YOU TO THE PROMISELAND HE'S LIKE THE DAVID ECKSTEIN OF QUARTERBACKS

she's deepthroating a pistol for a general to prove her loyalty to America

Don't forget who Eddie Guerrero's last opponent was...

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bump

would of been 5 stars if it had Marvin the African Dream in there somewhere, have to bump it down to 1 star based on principle