The Niggardly King

Hopefully the dark match battle royale. And the new clause is the winner gets to jump into the Main Event!

I want to take a very sharp knife to your asshole and start carving around your torso until I reach your sternum. No need for the foreplay, baby

Holy fuck, the crowd isn't even that hot for this after the Mayweather segment...

Okay this rules more than it should Mayweather didn't pull no punches

FLOYD MAYWEATHER VS THE BIG SHIT WRESTLEMANIA IT'S GONNA FUCKIN' RULE

IT'S THE BIG SHIT

Keep him, he's bucking the status quo of forums.thesmartmarks.com and we COULD use that

But it would be hella hella hella entertaining

See I was hoping Thompson would win, because the EPIC potential of Kimbo/Thompson would be off the charts. Bread vs DVDs

One of dem high yellers

IS THIS BE A FAT TRANNSEXUCAL??!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THING THING?

This looks like the kid who made my steak tacos last night.

SCOTT SMITH'S FINAL PUNCH FOLLOWED BY THE REF WITH THE SLIDING KNEE TO THE FACE OF NOKE MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN THIS YEAR. I Scott Smith.

Charisma and in shape, he's got my vote now

But I like to feed the bears...

Heh... this should work out well... I don't think it's impossible or anything. One explanation that some have offered for his lack of Hispanic support is that voters just don't know him well enough, but they have a history with Hillary. There's no good reason he couldn't win them over.

Heh... this should work out well...

abuse of power

keep him, gook rants are the best

"Just enough to give ya dat POP" Can he please work this into his highlights. And nothing is going to top the one where he says he's so burned out on this shit, and that was like 6 years ago.

How to smuggle drugs

I thought Booker would at least stick around for another year

Fuck man, I love Stanhope, Eddie Griffin, Katt, Hedberg, old school Carlin, Hicks, Pryor, and Redd Fox I did a few open mic nights before at the Laugh Factory. I usually have a few great jokes, but most of the time I bomb. Either roaring laughter or silence with me

hats s8gs ru,e man, i can just ;picture ledge dropping dlwn from the rafters with to,mmy gun in hqnd while jr says damn your blackhearts!