The Niggardly King

And will the NWO come in and kill it?

There's also the deal of him eating all that damn meat... Most meats get shot to hell with roids.

Bobby Lashey is the most well balanced character in this game.

Matt Serra trying to be a mini-Dana White is awesome

I don't think he's used roids... but I wouldn't be surprised if he's shot some shit into his forearms. I forget what it's called, but it's like some really trashy shit that gives you the look he's got... or your muscles could just explode.

I'm a firm believer of the Sean Connery rule.

I look for Griese to do well. He's been unfairly crapped on. I mean... it's hard to come in and take over the reigns of one of the greatest QBs of all time, in a town that worships him like a GOD and expect you to even surpass him. I feel bad for whoever has to takeover for Favre when he finally hangs it up.

Maybe they should rule his match a no contest like the Diaz fight.

This reminds me of some heavy girl getting picked on in high school by a popular blond chick. Well, the heavy girl after a few months of going through this, tackled her, put her forearm on her throat and punched her numerous times in the face while choking her. People thought it would be over in no more than ten seconds, but it lasted almost a minute before anyone intervened.

No Stevie, Boogey, and Punk/Striker Main Event?

I think that was the one where Liam shows up and claims throat problems then proceeds to go get drunk in the balcony and heckle the band while they're playing without him. If that's not the definition of awesome I don't know what is. Okay, I have to find that. It sounds great.

That woman who owns the Rams

It's the first ad, and all of you are saying if it ain't Jericho or if it's someone new from OVW... it's going to be a letdown. Give me a fucking break you pessimistic crybabies and let it develop. No fucking patience in anything.

Either that, or Dreamer wins, and V runs in the match at No Mercy. Dreamer gets taken out on the following ECW show

Vis has the growl down perfectly

Brandon Vera ain't no Couture. A motivated Tim Sylvia... even if he's still throwing the same combos over and over is a top 5 Heavyweight. Vera is a few years away from being one of the best.

With the Matrix-like slide

HE BEATS THE SHIT OUTTA OF SOMEONE WITH A ROLLED UP MAGAZINE AND OUTSMARTS THE WHOLE CIA WITH GOOGLE SEARCH!

Chonan had the sweetest submission on Anderson Siva. Submission of the year in 2005.

He's about the same size as Punk right now.

A whore... lovin' life!

Any chance of Nog being on that card? I've heard they want to have him, so who could he'd possibly face? Arlovski is a no go at the moment, as he's renegotiating his contract and wants retarded level of money.

Griese is going to have 3 touchdowns and at least 250 yards if this true.

Eh, most of the divas ain't nothing to write home about... although when you have some who might be taking male hormones and getting horrible boob jobs...

It's for a returning D'Lo Brown