The Niggardly King

I'd like for Misty May to sit on my face for a day

It's Snitsky

I just like the get rid of guys who weren't on the list, and keep most of the guys on the list and some in the main event picture. Good message there

See I don't know about that, I mean Cryme Tyme were the most over tag team they had on any brand. As much as I like them, I don't see Cade and Murdoch ever getting that over in their careers.

I'm saddened by no more JTG

Fuck, Cryme Tyme must have done something bad, since it wasn't a Wellness violation, but from a backstage altercation with Cade and Murdoch. Supposedly.

Mark Henry did what Triple H couldn't do.

All I want is for the Emelianenko brothers to be in the UFC.

The running chairshot is clearly the best one.

I will not stand for the way you're speaking of me

??? This sounds creepy. I get the image of USTU decked out in his Eagles gear with red cup... hiding in some chick's closet... anticipating the moment she falls asleep, and then busting out and quickly blowing a load on an uncovered limb of hers before running out of there.

I see nothing but booze, drugs, and aids in his future

I hope he makes a good recovery.

That's just what happens in The Palace Of Wisdom

Just have Regal say he's taking a vacation and letting Coach deal with his problems, first one is suspending the out of control Umaga.

Good detective work there, Mattlock.

I'll pretty much see anything with Andre Braugher in it, but I'd still give this a chance even if he wasn't in this.

If things go the way I think they might go, MVP could seriously be going in trying to capture the World Heavyweight Title, while still being United States Champion... that is if his heart problem is fine.

Paul Frizzelle, 37... FTW

Well, this makes Kennedy's defense and interviews even funnier than before.

Time for the "The Natural" Shelton Benjamin push!

The ESPN articles list some different people like Funaki, Chris Masters, and Batista

There were thirty WWE wrestlers linked to the pharmacy, ten of them were suspended, but not necessarily those ten. The article just listed the more well-known names.