The Niggardly King

Fuck yeah Marvin, you an Albino sex machine... see that no hair on the body is great for aero-dynamics... you get your proper thrust ratio.

Any guy that says, "If he gets the big kick in... no doubt I'll be knocked the fuck out." is alright with me.

EVERYONE LIKES KEVIN RANDLEMAN

It would easily be the #1 movie next week if you got rid of Austin, and replaced him with someone like Jason Statham... wait, actually it would be #1 if it wasn't WWE movie.

Randy Couture's predictions were right... every single one of them. Amazing.

The MMADNESS will not end. And here I thought there would be no worries of Randy getting his head kicked off if Gonzaga won.

Eh, this is just someone who hates their ex-wife and reflecting that onto someone who doesn't really deserve it. I love that he gets all promo fashion on her. I hope to cut heel like Flair promos when my kids start pissing me off... I think that's what every man looks forward to.

You're ALL-MEATHEAD NFL Team.

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Yeah, I run into hobos all the time now while just trying to enjoy the local park.

I don't really know... it became cool to boo Cena in certain places, but there are certainly some places that still don't like the guy. I mean look at the Mania match with Shawn... pretty much the whole crowd is against Cena, but they start marking the fuck out when he finally hits the F-U. I think it's the smart thing to keep the belt on Cena, as it's creating a new age Flair effect. And for the low ratings... I can't really blame that on Cena... shit the first 30 minutes were taking up by McMahon, Umaga, unknown Italian guy, and Lashley. If I had to sit through that, I probably would have found something else to do then watch the rest of Raw.

Jesus Christ I can't even go to log in for my email, without seeing photos of this piece of shit in the main news section...

Thats just because your not dedicated. Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr he's not the kind of fucking loser that gets the likeness of a professional wrestler permanently drawn on his body. Oh, and "your not dedicated." Nice firm grasp on English you have there, Scroty. That does nothing to convince anyone that kitschy tattoos aren't the province of the bottom-feeders. I ment that in a sarcastic way. I'd actually be really scared if he got a pro wrestler tattooed on his body. This isn't cool? Why is it always fat people that get the fucking Hogan tattoos?

There's no more reason to be speaking of this gook.

You're Canadian so I don't value your input. Sorry.

My mistake then... I just heard yelling and and it just sounded messed up to me.

I was looking to see if you have ever contributed anything here, but I couldn't find anything... so keep swinging for the fences kiddie, you might get something one day.

I can't see any new posts... only a fucked dama post.

Nothing beats an intense fast talking Orton, like that promo against Edge that happened not so long ago. "THE RING YOU BETTAH GET OUT OF THIS RING. THE RING YOU BETTER GET OUT. ARGRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH" And he's yelling this out all mush mouthed like while Edge has got out of the ring before even Orton got in there.

I hope they really go with the Punk takes over The New Breed and Elijah turns face.

You're just ignorant to my greatness... it's alright, not everyone can see it at first. But, if you cannot see that I=EXCELLENCE in a few more months, than I'll have to consider you certifiably retarded. You have a good day, sir.

My sister has several. We shun the fuck out of her. Can I also shun the fuck out of her?

Ive kicked the habit Shed my skin This is the new stuff I go dancing in, we go dancing in Oh wont you show for me And I will show for you Show for me, I will show for you Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you Only you Youve been coming through Going to build that power Build, build up that power, hey Ive been feeding the rhythm Ive been feeding the rhythm Going to feel that power, build in you Come on, come on, help me do Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you Ive been feeding the rhythm Ive been feeding the rhythm Its what were doing, doing All day and night

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