The Niggardly King

Hemme just scared them... right after her Mania match with Trish, she immediately was apologizing to Vince and all the agents for how horrible it was. She also seemed to hang around with a lot of the vets to try and learn something from them. She just hung around the wrong guy for too long.

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I HATE each and every single one of you fuckers.

If she didn't leave on such bad terms... Chyna would easily be in there.

What, no white people. You need to embrace your white side, my son. Bill Clinton and Dan Foutts on the chest then. Maybe Johnny Cash on the stomach... i guess it will still rock.

It's on your nutsack?

No cavities, just a few jack up looking tooths.

I'm thinking of getting tattoos on my back of the faces of Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Muhammed Ali, Jackie Robinson, Ray Charles, and James Brown. and it's gonna rock.

Give them twelve minutes, with nobody else involved, and just let them beat the shit out of each other. That would be the best result.

Lashley and Umaga should be having good matches with each other, but there's so many other negative factors being added to their matches that they end up being nothing.

Maybe I don't know a damn thing then, but I still think Cena carried that match. HBK is really bad now. His back is so fucked up he can't really work on the mat or bump, so he has to take the offense in a match, but his offense sadly consists of a side kick, a couple of dives, and shitty chops and punches. He's a leathery dried out orange midget with white lips. Michaels literally doesn't look like a professional athlete. It makes it hard to work credibly against him when you have to spend the whole time selling. Cena did some incredible creative selling in that match, just top rate stuff. I like the one part where Michaels is knocking him around and drags him towards the post to attack his knee. Cena really gets over the sense of struggle, he's bracing himself against the bottom rope with one foot, violently kicking at Michaels. All through the match he was staggering around like a wobbly boxer. He also does great glassy eyed selling, like he's trying to will himself away from a concussion. Plus he did all the athletic stuff in the match. Fuck a moonsault, rolling through a body press and deadlifting a guy on your back before slamming him into a pin takes some actual skill. Anyway I just find it hilarious how a guy can be kept away from the mic, constantly be booked into long matches against shitty opponents and always deliver in them, and still maintain a rep as a guy who's over because he's pushed like Austin/Hogan/Rock.

Because he carried Umaga on back to back PPV's. Cena doesn't need to be carried, he is a capable worker, he might not be the most skilled worker, but he is still good at keep the fans involved in the matches. Carrying someone is someone who is green or isn't a capable worker at all, that is not John Cena. Umaga is another good worker. Cena has usually had good matches with guys who he has to carry the match with, while you put him in with another capable, good worker in Umaga, and he's had great matches.

Because HHH and HBK are not good anymore. They can still apart of some good stuff when in there with the right people. Edge has this rep as the best all-around guy in the company right now based on his feud with Cena. That's when many people took this notice of Edge and began to sing his praises highly. When is the last time Edge had a good match with someone else? He had a good match with Van Dam for the MITB qualifier. But shouldn't he have better matches when he's been mainly working DX since the Cena feud?

Cena has something rare that other people don't. Everyone that feuds with him ends up benefiting from it. I just wonder how many more awesome matches Cena has to have to be considered good?

I just can't see it that way with what Cena has been given. He's a fantastic big match wrestler and has made many main events really good... enough that you can't say he's constantly being carried.

Never doubt Fedor... FUCK THE 2007MMADNESS. You never doubt Fedor...

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Well, that's what happens when the man's genes dominate his partner's. It ain't pretty, and only a few can recover... but for her to look so much like her father, while a limitless supply of guys I know wanna put it in her ass.... it disturbs me.

His selling and bumping. Offense is getting a bit better, and he's worked better big Main Event matches than anyone else in the last year and a half. How can someone consistently go into different types of matches that match his opponent's strengths better than his and continue to have good-to-great matches and still be considered as a guy who tries hard but still sucks? That doesn't make sense, when Cena has actually been carrying quite a bit of his opponents.

YES

I'll only say this once, Cena is probably the best worker in the company right now. Umaga is a solid guy, not "terrible". Orton, like many of the guys in his age and position... can be good when they're motivated.

She looks 35.

Jesus Christ, I thought thee Anna Nicole Smith shit was horrendous... this just takes the cake.

Yeah, nothing got to me more than Corey Hill as the voice of reason.

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