The Niggardly King

That's the only good type of porn.

Khali is the fucking man... all you need to do is move Thorne, Ariel, The Boogeyman, and ECW Zombie to RAW... and Estrada can have his Dungeon of Doom.

Batista is a guy who tore something while jogging with his wife... I know he was recovering from an injury, but that's still pretty damn bad. I'm surprised Benoit hasn't had more injuries considering he's pretty much been juicing since what... 95? Steroids can be pretty safe if you use the right amount and cycle... but almost everyone in wrestling overdoes it.

I hope they bring back the horrible Bush impersonator to play The Donald, and have Rosie play Lesby McFatterson.

You just had too much intensity yesterday.

Cena/Umaga is a great match... just a perfect story, and it makes sense for Cena not being able to FU him in the end. All it needed was Umaga going crazy and beating the shit out of Cena, the ref, security, and a few jobbers trying to stop the chaos. This... will seriously go down as a MOTY candidate for the WWE. And that's not a joke.

He's pretty good considering his age, but he still makes some horribly bad mistakes. The comment was more of an insult towards Carlito... I can't believe how lazy he's gotten... well I can, but I just can't believe he was outworked by Masters.

I don't like Michaels but he's one of the few guys who doesn't lose his cool when something like this happens, and can come up with stuff on the fly... that will actually make sense.

Jesus Christ, Masters outworked Carlito.

It's nice to see a wrestling show where the main focus was the World title. Not enough focus on the main belt lately on RAW or TNA. Smackdown and to a lesser extent, ECW have been pretty good at not making their other feuds seem on the same level, or even more important than the World title.

After watching Pride's NYE show, who is Mark Hunt training with now.

Supes, it's like the real thing... you can't just have one... to get the real experience you gotta down 4 or 5 of these things.

A tool

It's not about having the most moves... it's about knowing when to use them. Steve Austin at is peak didn't need to use most of his moveset, because it didn't fit his gimmick. Michaels is unbearably bad these days, but he's been wrestling through injuries, and hasn't really had any great opponents this year.

It came pretty damn close to knocking off The Fountain for me. Children of Men is a top 10 movie of this decade for me.

It would be awesome if JBL keeps this up until next week, saying that he wants in on the tournament. Teddy would then book JBL vs MVP... they would both be outraged. Come match time, JBL would just lie down for the guy.

It works as a lower card act. Plus, there's not trying to play it off as a real vampire... just two freaks who are into that sort of thing.

I shudder to think of what this company is going to look like in ten years. Anyone with wrestling talent is left in the development territories and big lugs keep getting called up the big stage that have little to no respect for the business. The product is just going to get even more unwatchable and I shudder at the thought. Vince will be dead. Things will get better with Triple H in charge... though they will still be pretty bad because of Stephanie, but I have a feeling they will greatly improve once H is in charge.

He hides the bald spot pretty well

I hope Batista comes out, complete with music, pyro and posing, says "I like the idea," his music hits and he poses to commercial.

Trump's going to get a rushed Dan Rodimer... isn't he? Hopefully it's Kenny.

Dear god, the more I think about it... the better it gets. Just imagine the training vignettes... Lashley spearing a big redwood tree. Khali throwing huge rocks around. Daivari giving an inspirational speech in Farsi. Lashley visiting a monument for fallen soldiers. EPIC~! I'd buy Mania if they put this on.

Man, before that replay I thought Lashley hit his head on the side of the barricade... they should just try to pass it off as that... Lashley didn't know where the hell he was at, etc. Have Test play the Edge-lite prick and run havoc on ECW for a few weeks until Lashley returns.

Yes, Khali/Lashley is the new Andre/Hogan. PLEASE BE TRUE... PUT IT INSIDE THE PUNJABI PRISON!