The Niggardly King

I never got my chance to shine as TheWorldsGreatestGook, but I had strong showings as triplehthegame2005 and TheDictionary.

My dad brought up some pitcher that killed himself back in the 80s when the Angels didn't make the World Series one year, and tried to connect these two stories together.

I suggest arts and crafts

So what should I do to get out of this?

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You guys don't know where the comedy is at this year... where is it you may ask? Help Me Help You Ted Danson and Tim Meadows >>>>>>Studio 60>>>>>>>>>>>30 Rock

At this point, Heaven has gotta be piling up a hell of a rotation and bullpen. Do they really need Lidle? They'll find a spot for him on the Triple or Double A squad.

Oops, sometimes I get the bad metal bands mixed up and stuff.

She's a stripper I knew back in North Dakota and gives the best blowjob in the free world.

I heard that the lead singer is gay.

And his defense standing up appears to still be atrocious. I like the guy, though he needs a lot of work.

This starts for me on October 23rd...

Yeah, I'd fuck a tranny too.

If that's a woman.... then I'm Pat Benatar.

Tazz was getting his ass handed to him by JBL, but he got the best lines in towards the end. Lawler got to Styles so bad, all he could do was make fun of his laughter and that he likes young girls.

I don't think that was intended to get some laughs. Although Alec Baldwin and Mark Wahlberg had me laughing everytime they were on screen. "You wanna cigarette? You smoke? You don't smoke? You sure you don't wanna smoke? You one of those fitness freaks? Fuck off." Yeah, Baldwin was pretty good, and I found myself actually liking Wahlberg. I guess the humor I found in Sheen getting thrown off the building is the fact all the henchmen rush him, and I was like, "Oh... he's going to get shot/stabbed". Then a few seconds later, here comes a lifeless Sheen freefalling from the building... maybe I just have fucked up sense of humor?

It was fun watching the ECW announcing team getting owned by JBL and Lawler.

One of my favorites this year... had me cracking up throughout, especially when Martin Sheen gets thrown of the building. Leo fucking the Psych really sucked as a subplot. Matt Damon can't get it up a few times, so she spreads them for someone she only knows as a loser junkie? WEAK.... FUCKING WEAK.

Really, Balls was the best thing about the whole night.

Bout time that faggot was banned

Is that......is that Tom Sizemore? Yup

It also made Balls seem pretty cool and funny to some of my friends who watched it tonight.

Mild beating? Undertaker sold virtually nothing, bounced back in no time from what he did sell, and Cena acted like a frightened child. I can understand Undertaker not selling offense from most people, but he's in the ring with the WWE Champion. At least make it look like the champion of the company can give Undertaker a run for his money. And why is Cena acting like he's scared shitless? It's one thing to look like you know you're in for a fight, but Cena looked like he was about to get the shit kicked out of him and there was nothing he could do about it. That's fine for a midcard heel, but Cena is the WWE Champion and their franchise player. Explain to me the logic in making your champion and franchise player act, look and get treated like he's a midcard nobody. And big deal if he made the 'B' level stars run and/or tap out. The damage was done. It really does not make any sense, since when Cena was a midcard heel back on Smackdown, he actually looked stronger than he did last night. It was wierd, considering they always make Cena out to be almost on the same level as Taker in the past.

Hopefully someone gets a trophy.

Haven't done this in a while.