The Niggardly King

Shut up dude, they brought out Daivari and had Angle do a bunch of time wasting crap. They might as well had Sign Guy Dudely running around with a sign saying something along the lines of "PANIC MODE ON!!!", it was just that obvious to me, and when it's just that obvious, there are quite a few things wrong. Yeah....

I'll allow it

Please, Triple H will have one beating a year, specially reserved for Joey Styles.

Watch The Dicks In Action! They're actually pretty stiff in this match.

I'm going with early Christmas shopping.

Those Dicks actually look pretty good.

Ah, it seems Cena is in the Road Dogg mode right now, and will likely never break from it. Wasn't Road Dogg a decent worker putting on some entertaining matches before he got over with a few catchphrases? If so, that's what the problem is with Cena, and he's not going to be breaking out of it soon. I wonder just how good Cena is, because Cornette was pimping this guy out to be the next Flair.

Tweener is the way to go with Cena. Also cut out the gay jokes and stuff. It got really bad during that one Carlito's Cabana when he said he wanted to stick his dick into Angle's mouth and his nuts in Carlito's.

But doesn't Cena actually draw?

Whoever this "Ed" is fucking sucks. (***)

If they were advertised ahead of time, the ratings would have been in the low 5s.

Well, Shelton Benjamin wasn't scripted.

Cummo's got this one in the bag. Just look at those eyes... those are the eyes of a killer.

Eat more fish also.

1) What brand will you choose? RAW 2) Who's going to be your first draft? John Cena 3) Who are you going to push the hell out of? Orlando, Daivari, Masters, Sylvain, and Tajiri. 4) Who are you going to bury like a mofo? I don't know yet, probably Cena. 5) Who is going to be your next WWE/World Champion? Orlando Jordan I'm planning to make RAW an all jobber program... I can't wait.

It's hard to pick, but I'm going to say Christian.

And on track

They should win the tag titles at Royal Rumble.

Hopefully they'll add a "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" to it for full effect.

It's psychology. Vader is baiting everyone in by letting them think he's a weak old fat man who'll slip by the slightest breeze... then tomorrow he's gonna be like WHAM and BAM and drop Batista on his head, and steal the World Heavyweight Championship.

I think it's the perfect time to release a Vader DVD. The cover of it should be him falling tonight.

Can Jake Roberts show up and just yell DDT for a few minutes at the next RAW? That would be swell.

Can Jake Roberts show up and just yell DDT for a few minutes at the next RAW? That would be swell. This puts things in perspective... I'm hoping this good become the all time classic Vader thread after he brings an epic battle to Batista tomorrow.

Dustin should be used on Smackdown.