The Niggardly King

Where's the chalk outline?

That guy is gonna be a force if he works on his cardio... Jesus Christ... I'M OLDER THAN HIM??!! *weeps*

and to avoid beatdowns from the "true" brothas?

You really need to get over hating your blackside

Best UFC of all times. Jones brought some video game shit, D-Grade Nicolas Cage couldn't handle it. Machida knocked a motherfucker out. GUIDA sent that Diaz bitch down the ladder. That was for Gomi, Joe Daddy, and Muscle Shark, BJ. I hope GSP kicked your ass back down to eating McDonald's and gassing while people stroke you off and make excuse after excuse for you, you shit talking, douche. Enjoy a thorough thrashing from K-Flo in the fall, bitch.

I still haven't received my thank you, Kinetic.

sounds like a porno

I guess he just didn't want to tap from strikes

You're gonna be a garbageman like GSP? He's just a Mulatto Garbageman With an 8-Ball WOAH-UH Don't step to him in the streets Or you might end up in the compactor WOAH-UH Don't throw that bottle at his head, young lady He'll punch you, then show you proper recycling WOAH-UH

when amanda bynes left

Dude, that fight is going to be 3 to 5 rounds of FIRE

I'm so fucking stoked for Machida/Rashad.

Take your punishment like a man, BJ did.

Oh man, Shane/Warrior would be epic... Warrior can gas himself on the way down running to the ring and then have to deal with the Flurry of Fury from Shane.

I have a feeling if CronoT were still here, a fourth of his posts would be just Picard'd

You'll want that mom burger when you become a man.

Verbally quitting and being deflated ala De la Hoya was satisfying enough.

ass to ass>>>>>>>>>>>>shitter scuba

That fight reminded me of an old PRIDE card for most of the time... dead silent crowd, with a few cheers here and there. But yeah.... GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gono :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

I thought it was tongues.

*slow clap*

Maybe because I had to work to provide for my daughter.... Try stepping to me downtown in Calgary, you little faggot. BTW dont even come up with new material cus you suck. Make jokes about homsexuals holding hands together... Loser. Don't talk to our Paul Bearer like that