The Niggardly King

I just stepped outside for my midnight Kool, and I was nearly attacked by a white bat... this makes the second time in a year where a white bat has come after me at night... ridiculous.

"I've beaten you before, but I ain't never be pinned in this building and I ain't about to start now!" That makes no sense, and your selling yourself short if you already drove him out of the federation before.

Daniel Plainview would make 'em both eat mud.

Oh damn, that shit never gets old with Jingus. Fat dude owns the federation I think, knew the match would suck, and saved the fans about 5 minutes of time. I could watch Jingus take awkward bumps all day.

I'm glad Persona 4 came with a soundtrack CD. I bump that shit in the car, gotta let 'em know.

Venkman - A consistent favorite who always brings the content, and is a valuable person to have around. Bigolshitty - TOUGH pick... but Cross is a top 10 poster of mine. I don't like this... Dandy's good enough for a second round run. Incandenza - That guy is my hero... EHME - Tries the hardest here. TSM's equivalent of the scrappy white guy coming off the bench who has no real quality but he HUSTLES and that's an appreciated trait. Byron the Bulb - This whole thing is just between him and Kinetic. Brooklyn Zoo - Damn, Cheech deserves a second round run just like Kamala, but I can't vote against my boy Brooklyn Zoo. Slayer - Has been skating by on legacy, but that's enough to knock out about 3/4ths of the competition. Ortonsault - I can't remember who Thoth is and Ortonsault is a good poster. Kinetic - Always a chance for a whenever I see a last post by: Kinetic before clicking a thread. Simply takes my breath away. Snuffbox - I don't know who Broward is, but Snuffy is a great poster who's often slept on by most people. Matt Young - No matter what thread it is... there's always a chance of someone ruffling this guy's feathers and then the fun breaks out. He's been a central part of some of the funniest threads this year. Burning Pirate Sex - I like CanadianChris, but the P.S.S. is my boy. Mellow - TSM rookie of the year. One to watch from here on out. Bored - Good sports folder poster and one funny dude. Edwin - Legend. One of our great contributors to the Music section. Fazzle - Coin flip. KOAB - Still Fly posts well... but my ego needs to be fed. I wanna be the Lil Wayne of TSM, break out the bread. TheFranchise - A surprising source of the occasional bob_barron - One of the other central pieces to a lot of funny threads this year. Sorry, Smuester. Mattdotcom - The Bird to Mellow's Magic. Runner up for TSM rookie of the year, and he has the best signature on the board. Cowboy#s - I like you Kamala, and would vote for you... but I don't wanna see my boy Cowboy#s get completely raped here. PBone - Future Hawaiii politician in the house. Al Keiper - I rip on you a lot, but you're a cornerstone of TSM. Plus, I don't feel so creepy about porn with you around. Agent - Two TSM legends in the first round... tough choice, but Agent rules. Kreese - He was around more. I imagine this would be a bit tougher if Kotz had a few more months of solid posting under his belt. Cyber Mark - If he were a number, it'd be zero. Because the potential is infinite for this guy. Treble - I like 'em both, so it was coin flip. Lushus - He's made deep runs in these before. Feels like the Eagles from the earlier half of this decade. I wonder if he'll ever win the big one. Milky - I can't vote against one of my mentors. Floyd - I like both guys, but I have a feeling Floyd might get raped in this match-up. Vitamin X - Great in the sports folder and can be funny when he wants to be. Curry - GSP and MMA folder rep'n. godthedog will get voted for in later match-ups.

man, youtube has to be runned by fags. if some chick would do that, it'd be pulled down

thanks mellojoyful. those will make for great wank sessions

thems jokes

I've made a week give me a fucking medal.

I change my mind, Cardinals are back in the super bowl. They will be powered by Warner, his not corny God-Jesus and his fagtastic shirt.

How often does stuff like that happen at a house show? The only one I've been to had a lot of boring matches highlighted by one good Carlito/Benjamin match. Though the show I went to had maybe a fourth of the seats filled. Oh wait, I forgot where there was one funny spot where Stevie Richards superkicked somebody and then they stood there for a few seconds till he blew them over.

Probably because of how integral the land is. The Dead Sea waters by evaporation can produce trillions worth of minerals and powdered metals, the sub-soil of Palestine contains 20 times more petroleum than all the combined reserves of the two Americas, and the fact it is at the crossroads of Africa, Asia, and Europe.

During the Civil War? I don't quite follow where you're headed. How about the Jews who were forced to leave their homes elsewhere in the Arab world between 1948 and the Six Day War? Where's the outcry for them? Up to about 900,000 Jews forced to leave their homes because of Anti-Semitism. From that period they were already on the offensive and already attacked Arabs. In the months before Israel was declared, 300,000 Arabs were driven off land and more land was seized beyond the proposed Israel. The times between 1948 and the Six Day War were also a horrific event, but not exactly what it seems to be. Like I said, the whole thing is a complicated shit mess of misinformation, like most things.

Blasphemy, Bill Walton is the greatest.

Is that how it exactly went down from November 1947 to May 1948?

Israel has been violating international law 242 and 338 for over 40 years... there's an understanding to why Hamas is reacting the way they are. It's a complicated mess up. Now before this current incident going, where Hamas fires rockets futilely at Israel... why haven't there been reports in the past when Israel bombs Gaza at will... repeatedly violating the truce and Hamas tries to retaliate against that and all of a sudden it's Israel retaliating against Hamas rocket attacks. This siege has been breaking the back of the Palestinian people and they try to fight back in any futile way they can. The only way it could work is to break up the siege, but that won't happen. Maybe if there was a respect for international law it would happen... yeah right.

Damn, that was my next pick

From Gutsy at BK.

The more hilarious McMahon comment is where he throws Triple H under the bus for making fun of Orton and his neck that looks like a stack of dimes.

Man, it's too bad Moral Orel had to end... but what they were going for just doesn't work as a 11 minute cartoon for most people. Drinky Crow and Superjail are pretty awesome. Love the Drinky Crow animation style, it's almost acid-trip like.

Every TNA babyface is shit on the mic. THEY ALL TALK LIKE THIS or They just bitch, moan, complain, whine, etc.

Wait, that's really Kozlov on the poster? I thought it was one of those weird posters where they combined two guys faces like the Cor Von/Lashley poster. I seriously thought that was an Edge/Kozlov poster.

If this is true... man, I wish I would of actually talked to her more. RIP