The Niggardly King

double fuck

im in

fuck, I was hoping bruce somehow made his way back to me.

you stealing my thunder for when i make my 3rd or 4th retirement announcement; I just wanna be TSM's Terry Funk; who wanna be my Dennis Stamp?

Oh don't worry... Rashad is going to kill Forrest. Black Lesnar by Armbar in the 2nd.

My world would have been destroyed if bob_barron would have the Matt Young Dean Malenko-like Unexpecting Deep Voice For A Little Dude. My world lives another day.

i did?

I think that's just white guilt talking

I once broke my friends nose with a duct-taped whiffle bat. Don't mean I'm Mark McGwire, even though I yelled, "MGWWWWIIIIIREEEEE!!!!!!" before I did the deed

I could kill a man with my bowling ball, don't mean I'm fucking Mike Jordan

nigga was right when you hold in a pee for a long time, sometime it's better than an orgasm.

darts ain't a fucking sport venkman, a sport means you need a competitor in front of you, rival athaleet if you will... darts is just something to do at a family BBQ when you're bored and fucked up... it ain't no sport.

OH SHIT SON U JUS GOT MCBEEF'D

I don't know if it's the weed, but after reading this thread again, I nominate this a CLASSIC I will campaign this until it's rightfully enshrined in it's rightful place.

And the Eagles are still in it... as long as Andy Reid doesn't forget that he has one of the Top 5 game changers in the NFL right in the backfield, we in this! Enjoy having the real TO come out after this game and from here on out, Cowboys.

ROMO!!!

God damn, fucking Cowboys are a bunch of dropping pussys. Feels like whenever Pittsburgh gets any momentum going, a Cowboy is rolling over on their back and there's a 2 minute commercial break.

Romo with the video game like play.

I think the fact that it looks like a straight to DVD movie from every preview didn't help

PACMAN~! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! BRING ON MONEY MAYWEATHER, WE'LL FUCK HIM UP~! PACQUIAO~!

If it don't come down to me n Kinetic then it'ss a hate crime

That's upsetting. what do you mean? Things have just gotten better!

That answers a lot of questions.

I shit on you're religious scriptures and believes but I don't shit on you

Blade 2