The Niggardly King

If were giving Eckhart some love, then I'd toss in Gary Oldman too. Tremendous in this fucking movie.

Fuck that, it's the Oscars and they like to look at impactful performances no matter how long the screen time. Give that Best Supporting nod to Tiny Lister.

Yeah, but if it's the new Muscle Shark that wants to box the whole time... Diego's taking that motherfucker's lunch.

Wow, a lot tougher than I thought, as there's maybe 10 comics I would take here... but I'll go with 1. Bill Hicks

After watching some of Anderson Silva's boxing matches... I hope he sticks with MMA and doesn't really retire to pursue boxing. Footwork is great... and that's about it. His hands are fucking SLOW. I don't think I've seen a slower jab, except maybe at the local boxing gyms. He'd get killed by any mediocre boxer.

Most people thought Koscheck would be one of the first ones to bend over and take whatever agreement they gave him too.

Fuck that, Morrison actually gets how to deliver his promos now even though he's monotone like a motherfucker.

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You weren't so against this during the MMA Draft, Sir Fag-a-lot. You must be high on that California wild-fire shit because not only was I not involved in the MMA draft I made it clear that I thought it was a dumb idea when it was first brought up. Must of been Rudo. My mistake, Sir.

Just put a blonde wig on, cheery lipstick, and shave all facial hair... and we cool.

So would KenFlo have problems with Diego if they were to fight today?

Well, before he somehow put on 80 pounds of muscle within a year... he weighed around 180-190. Supposedly.

we dont want your kind there

but what if we gots you on ignore

I guess this is the next big humorous trend

Yeah, reminds me of the year of Danzig.

Junie's with Xtreme Couture now, right?

Outside of Nover, it seems like no one else on this show has much of a future in the UFC

This feels like Police Academy.

it was already gone with the cage hopping incident. You know how many more idiots are going to be on this now, more so than usual? Damn it, Kristoff

holy shit

You weren't so against this during the MMA Draft, Sir Fag-a-lot.

So is sucking at prime time games the new buzzword for losing to the better or best teams of the NFL?

Yes I know, but I just wish there was someone else other than Edge and Orton who could come along and take it to the next level.