The Niggardly King

I just smoked 4 bowls of great kush mixed with the ashes from the fires going on in California right now. It's like snowflakes of ash are coming down in my backyard right now. Wow... this great. But I'm just kind of feeling bad now. This enhanced high came at the expense of these people's homes & dreams. I think I tasted somebody's shirt or something in my last bowl. I think I'll hit the Wal-Mart in a bit... get some gas dusters and shit. Gotta pick up like a pair of Dickies, some soap, tooth paste, etc... shit like that, and then maybe a dvd... hey do I got Big Trouble in Little China or GO yet? Figure I pick up some shit like that; can't let 'em know I'm just here for the dusters. Good shit.

I kind of don't, since the UFC doesn't need to have a former gold medal winner getting paralyzed on their watch.

I'll hit you with this next time you post about being laid. If I don't forget. Dick.

Hey, Cocksucker... I don't care if your Bears got raped yesterday... I want a fucking future!

I feel like I'll be the opposite of you.

It's okay, nigga... Obama gonna be president!

Eh, this ain't PRIDE... that shit will get a bunch of :lol: :lol: from Mr. White.

INSUBORDINATION~! Just win... next year.

GSP, Decision

It was Mark Henry. Hayes apparently said to Henry that he was more of a nigger than Henry was. He does a mean moonwalk, so I can see where he's coming from...

I still can't believe a fight where I'm actually cheering for GSP. Nothing against him... great fighter and personality. It's just that I think of Jean-Claude Van Damme, and then he goes and totally rapes one of my favorite fighters twice, and then dominates two other favorites. It'd be like Rich Franklin coming in and destroying Maia for three rounds, then beating Sokoudjou in a round. Don't hate Franklin now, but if some shit like that were to happen... HATE

Fuck man, Brock/Nog is going to be awesome in the spring or summer of '09.

I thought niggas would get da 40 joke... i'm slipping *unzips pants*

Apparently, it's just a rumor, though his blog on Comedy Central (yes, he has one-no I didn't read it, I just heard about it) makes it look like it got the axe. My best guess is that with "Chocolate News", they don't feel a need to bankroll Mencia anymore. "MadTV" is officially cancelled (thank God, though it took them way too long), and may I remind you it helped Caliendo reach a wider audience. Replacing Mind of Mencia with Chocolate News... all I have is the different kind of animal shit comparison joke... there's gotta be something else. It's just going from a fat Mexican fist going in your ass while he grunts at you like he is retarded... to DAG just yelling "DAMN!" at you while he's raping you.

Thanks, Kamala ... haven't seen this masterpiece in years.

That's who it'll be considering his current streak and being undefeated in the UFC. He's really the only one you could justify outside of something like a top Welterweight cutting weight for a special attraction kind of deal, but there's really no one for that spot either.

just let me know if it is an alcohol or a drug induced death.

Warner is making the Hall regardless if he wins a 3rd MVP or not. If he does win it this year, it'll just cut his expected waiting time in half.

Comedy Central

Like drunken raido show interview bad, or worse?

Yeah, a Stanhope show is quite the event to be apart of.

That Jamie Hector shit feels like the next thing that will become a big meme.

Not motherfucking Elijah??!! FUCK NO!!!

Holy shit what a follow up.