The Niggardly King

He would be 100%, but damn board won't let me upload my awesome Good, Bad, and Ugly avatar, or use one online. It just goes to a bigger version of my last one when I had Lupe Fiasco on there.

It'll work if it starts at $24.95. Build it up from there.

The match where Jarrett got beatdown by the whole roster, while handuffed, kicked out of the DDT, and still won? Yup

But Fox News just said...

No, general chat for the Religion thread... or was that in Hardcore?

An SNL buff like you should know that shit, even I do and I don't even watch the shit.

If McCain wins, this will be the political equivalent of Jarrett going over Raven during the old TNA weekly PPVs.

Marvin ain't here, somebody had to pick up the slack.

... I mean O-BAM-A BOM-BA-YE~!

Mark my words... the causes that the liberal left has been fighting for over the last eight years will simply be forgotten just like conservatives were put to sleep when Bush came to power. Obama will ride into office with a gigantic approval rating to rival that of Bush after 9/11, along with a complete power monopoly over the executive, the legislative, the judicial as well as widespread media support. Were probably gonna bomb Pakistan for no fucking reasonLINK, under the guise of pursuing terrorism. Coal power plants will be bankrupted... LINK costing millions of Americans their jobs and skyrocketing energy prices. Taxpayer money going to wall street, inflation rises like a motherfucker, and the dollar goes further down the toilet. Don't forget for a guy that acts like he cares about environmentalism with climate change rhetoric, but has the intention to extend biofuel subsidiesLINK, which will only accelerate price food costs that have already risen 75 per cent since 2002LINK, causing economic distress and rioting in such countries as Haiti, Egypt, and Somalia, as well as deforestation on a massive scale. Plus the whole noble creation of a "civilian national security force" LINK that is “just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded” as the U.S. military to enforce Obama’s carbon tax scheme LINK. Hello, total regulation and control of the American middle class. Listen, there's not going to be a repeal of The Patriot Act, John Warner Defense Authorization Act, or for the warrant-less secret surveillance of American citizens. Democratic control of Congress and the Senate since the 2006 elections has achieved nothing in the way of reversing the Bush administration’s assaults on the Constitution, so why should people expect Obama to do anything different? Obama may eventually withdraw a portion of troops from Iraq but mark our words, they won’t be home long before they are sent off to bomb another broken-backed third world country, this time in the name of a United Nations-backed “humanitarian” war, just as Bill Clinton presided over in Somalia and Serbia with the full support of the establishment political left. Fuck, Joe Biden dropped it and people thought it was just something taken out of context... they're so arrogant that they happen to be letting you know what's planned ahead, because nobody is going to bat an eye at that statement. We're AMERICA, FUCK YEAH~! Just try fucking with us, punks! McCain wouldn't be an improvement either... he'd just be more of a lame duck since he wouldn't have the free reign Obama is going to have for a while. People need to stop falling for the same bait and switch every eight years. When George W. Bush was elected, conservatives were elated, confident that after eight years of federal government expansion under Clinton, Bush - complete with slick conservative rhetoric and promises of change - would shrink the size of government and restore dignity to the office of President. Nearly eight years later and what has exactly happened? A record expansion in the size of government and an almost universal contempt for America around the world. Just look at our friends across the pond over in England. In '97, most of the people were excited for Tony Blair... and well look how badly he left things. Fuck the two party system and this is why I don't vote. It doesn't mean anything. Even the voted outcome gets overturned at times, so it doesn't matter. Just like the illegal immigration deal back in California when I was a little kid, and just like if Prop 8 passes, it'll just be overturned in 6 months or a year.

Yeah, it's to prevent anyone from getting spinebustered like Romonawoski (?) did against Flutie, though it didn't even hurt Flutie.

He doesn't even have that in him anymore. Next year he's backing up for the Chiefs, Raiders, or Cowboys.

Yeah no fucking lie man. It's an outrage we ain't on this together. I mean I guess it's cause I don't make any friends behind the scenes... I'm just a blue collar poster. Got my lunch pail, ain't playing politics, nor am I brown nosing. Just a 9 to 5 poster. I get the job done clean and quick... with high efficiency. Then I go home, have a few brews, eat a badly undercooked steak the wife made, and go to bed. You see, EHME... guys like us don't get rewarded. We're just the clogs of the system... the ones who make it work. We don't get the glory, but without us this damn thing would go down the crapper.

Don't do too many cartwheels after McCaine wins this.

British isn't a race though. But all kidding aside, Negro Ortiz... we all the same.

Either way, I'm fucking shit up tonight. What I mean by fucking shit up, is having some shots and a celebratory fuck with the girl or an angry we might just move to Canada, oh wait... it doesn't matter who actually wins fuck. I hope my elections in the future tend to have more drinking and fucking.

I've heard some quick reports from CNN analysts stating that McCain has fired up the base enough... that he might just surpass Bush's record of voter turnout, and Obama could still possibly eclipse that. I don't buy the eclipse part, but it'll be crazy enough if they both end up breaking the records.

Oh man, the neighbor just hit punched the bigger Mormon right after he ripped up the Yes on Prop 8 and the dude just put one right back on his lawn... right in front of the dude. I never thought it get this bad about Prop 8 in my neighborhood. I remember when my parents put their Yes on Prop 8 sign out 3 weeks ago and most of the neighbors looked at me with disgust like I agreed with it. Fucking idiots. The sign lasted 2 days out there before someone replaced it.

"DEAD HONKEY"

You almost had it right, but I fixed it for you... friend.

Man, Mormons are going crazy slamming the Yes on Prop 8 on my block right now, right in people's yards. Shit's gonna go down today, and it ain't gonna be pretty.

Sorry Bear fans, but your defense is going to make Kerry Collins look like an MVP caliber player. Titans 38 Bears 10. Grossman ain't gonna play the whole game either. It's so terrible that Phillip Rivers is having a great year this year. As a Charger fan people might question what I'm saying, but there is a reason why we have so many FUCKING BIG RECEIVERS. A good Rivers pass has the velocity of a Dan McGwire pass on Tecmo Football. He might have good accuracy, but I've seen too many times where our fucking receivers have to get killed thanks to that laser arm. I wish we would of kept Brees and tried to ship Rivers out for something back when we had the chance.

Niggah takes a joke.

Never has a poster's signature fit their post so well.

Man, the most wide open year in NFL HISTORY! according to the analysts and look at all the QB problems around the league.