The Niggardly King

Houston Alexander, line 1.

Is Genki Sudo really coming out of retirement to fight at that event, or is that just a WILD~! rumor as of now?

Rating was a 2.9. The only reason Batista went over is there's a panic over the ratings and back when there was one on Smackdown, they put the belt on Batista as sort of an insurance policy, and it all worked out.

D'Ya Know What I Mean is still awesome to me. I had dreams back when I wanted to be a wrestler of Main Eventing a Wrestlemania and making my entrance through the crowd. And each time he'd sing "All my people right here right now... D'ya know what I meeeeeeaaan?" I'd put the WWE belt on some random drunken Brit.

So do I... the trumpets make that shit EPIC

I don't get how he's able to get there...

I don't know how, jerk.

TWO-FUCKING-EIGHTY-FIVE

OWNED

Yeah and he just might do a barrel roll if there's no action going on.

Now I know how the plumber feels.

I don't vote for anyone named after a nutsack. No matter how terrible.

And before the injury they were starting to make Cena seem human again... well, except for that time JBL ran him over.

Seems like every ref at major events stateside have been fucking up lately... The best was Dan Mirgliatoa(sp?). People were calling him the next Big John, but it all it took was one event, forget which one and all of a sudden he sucks just as bad as Dean & Maz.

Still my favorite fight hype video.

Just let me be your Biden!

Holy fuck Edge looks like how my dad did at 25

It's terrifying to think that it's going to be a Titans/Skins or Cardinals Super Bowl. Damn, just look at the Top 10 Power Rankings Bullshit of the NFL... nobody had that shit close.

Looks like it could be a painting...

He'll just rap a new theme, and it'll feature Method Man on it.

oops

But I thought it was time to make endorsements

See, this is why we hate you. You always somehow have to make it about you; do you have a vagina? Real men don't do this.

Fuck that... if I wanna see midget boxing, I go to a carnival.