The Niggardly King

I don't want the message getting ignored Matt... I'm worried for your personal safety... shake 'em haterz of ya shoulda and just be you

Fuck dude, there's like 30% Matt Young's at the gym I work at. You can always spot 'em because they'll come up to you and awkwardly linger around and start a bullshit conversation... or try and spot you during something where you don't need to be spotted for. The worst is when they get through working out, they'll spend quite a bit of time getting ready to leave, I guess bird watching, pecker checking... fucking shower sharks. There ain't nothing wrong with being bi or homo, Matt. You'll feel better at the end of the day if you just be honest... as of now you'll become so drained by stress that you'll not be able to have a decent relationship with anyone. You'll end up with your dick going soft, and becoming a woman hater. You might just possibly become a woman murder. Or you'll just have a sex change. For your benefit, Matt... just be true to yourself...

smart woman

A REAL AMERICAN HERO

Man bro, you need to be watching Lou Dobbs, now that guy is the real deal... only man with the balls to talk about THE NEW WORLD ORDER, and he supports RON PAUL.

Is Glenn Beck your FATHER?

Man, that guy fucking sucks

It would seem that most of the posters in this thread possess the maturity of high school children. OMG THEY CHANGED YOUR NAME TO MICHELLE. They changed my name to Mole The Moron at the Pit. Quit your bitching man. Besides, you are acting just as "immature" as they are. "Look at what Leena told me." Matt, get off the computer, watch some LOST, get high and get a blowjob. Chill out. I out of all people know it gets you nowhere. GOOD ONE, BOSS

Jesus fucking Christ, just move this badboy to classics right now, it can only go down after this.

Actually, Dusty would have... possibly. Dusty is always trying to get over a Latin. It's the one demographic he always shoots for.

Matt Young

... How can you live with yourself, Matt?

Matt Young... just because I don't answer your dumb PMs... does not mean Leena has taken over my account. You're a fucking idiot...

Yes, yes he did. I think it was after he posted something stupid in LSD, and he felt really bad about it. what's up now, BOSS NIGGER? NO, IT'S NOT TRUE DOWNHOME IS COVERING TRACKS

no...no, it's just that...

um...

No, he got it for being a douche

Fag

HOW DARE YOU GUYS... IT'S LIKE AN OLD BOYS FUCKING CLUB, I WANNA VOMIT

Stephen A's blog is magical...

YOU AIN'T DRINKIN RIGHT THEN

You've gotten on that boat too? Much better than the hands up version. I know, brains getting scrambled, AWESOME... AM I RIGHT??!!

Unprotected chair shot... not fucking cool

BAH, IF I EVER GO TRAVELLING AROUND THE WORLD, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT REAL DRINKIN' IS BOUT BOY