The Niggardly King

Seems like everyone got a cameo in Norbit... the best was "GQ SMOOTH" Cuba Gooding Jr.

I just want to rape and steal in peace... it's not like I'd be all that bad... it'd be a gentle, tender, caring rape. There was no need to judge what I would do.

Make me a mod of something... I want to feel important... make me a mod of word filters, anything. Do the right thing Mole,

His athletic moves look horrible though, slow, botching springboard moves are not a thing I like to see.

That's great. Looks like Carlito is going down the miracle jobber run that Shelton Benjamin had before.

Norbit was Pluto Nash levels of awesomely horrible shit.

I think mine is the only one that can top Rosario in this thread.

It's pretty apparent after that display... Bob Barron needs to be a mod. There's my fucking suggestion.

So basically, living up to stereotypes? For shame. As King, you should represent your race more honorably. WE GONNA DIE IN 7 HOURS, WHO WOULD KNOW, WHO WOULD CARE, I'LL STEAL AND RAPE TILL THE END OF TIME.

She was a "stupid" blonde white bitch... nobody likes "stupid" blonde white bitches.

rape bitches and kill and steal cars and hide in bomb shelter eating tuna out of cans while raping the bitch i brought along for the ride.

She lived the American dream.

Pat O'Brien was actually rubbing his hands together at the beginning of The Insider. Chyna on Larry King while someone insulted her and called her a phony and that all these idiots will be coming out of the woodwork to claim being Anna's friend. Chyna cried. LOL at Larry saying Chyna will be back later.

I've always liked the idea of having the geek write the paper for everyone at the end. Also the fact that he got no woman at the end.

So what happens to everyone else not named Lashley, Cor Von, or Burke once ECW is dead?

Don't you... forget about me...

When did Marvin get in shape and decided to become a wrestler? I must know...

Really? They make me feel all better about myself... I think I'll go for a jog along the beach tomorrow.

"CM PUNK!" "CM PUNK!" "CM PUNK!"

I hope this leads to nothing but Ric Flair shitting on random young guys backstage. Next week should be Benjamin. The finale would be Orton. I just don't know the other 2 guys you can throw in there between Benjamin and Orton... Masters?

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The problem is Edge is just a guy who can't get bigger... he was on roids before, and there was no change. He has the same body type as DDP.

Lovie Smith and staff do not like changing anything, or adjusting to what's going on. It's horrible to watch when someone is so damn stubborn. Like last year with the whole, "We will not switch the gameplan just because of Steve Smith!". This year was nothing but, "Rex Grossman is OUR guy." Decent enough gameplan, that once the Colts picked up on it... they never made the basic adjustments to stop them... they somehow got even more conservative. It's frighteningly retarded to see a staff Adelman themselves in the game of football.