Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Just meant that you listen to a pretty bad band. Ain't no big thing. We all do. What happened though, dude? You used to be so chill about my cute little barbs. Mutual masterbation. Doesn't really mean much in the end, but there's not much cleanup involved, and both parties get what they want

Also, Absu have the best track names out of any English speaking North American band, period. This is the listing for their new album. 01. Between The Absu Of Eridu & Erech 02. Night Fire Canonization 03. Amy 04. Nunbarshegunu 05. 13 Globes 06. …Of The Dead Who Never Rest In Their Tombs Are The Attendance Of Familiar Spirits…Including: A.) Diversified Signs Inscribed B.) Our Earth Of Black C.) Voor 07. Magic(k) Square Cipher 08. In The Name Of Auebothiabathabaithobeuee 09. Girra's Temple 10. Those Of The Void Will Re-Enter 11. Sceptre Command 12. Ye Uttuku Spells 13. Twix Yesterday, The Day & The Morrow

Agalloch ain't Black Metal. Never been, never will be. They have some stuff that's nice to listen to though. Click for the next logical step after Slayer, mixed with well measured usage of European styled Metal theatrics. MOTHERFUCKING ABSU Pillars Of Mercy Stone Of Destiny

You listen to Paradise Lost by choice.

There have not even been 20 great albums released in the 00's so far, how can there be a top 20 list? Or a top 10 list? Anyway... Behold and rejoice. Fuck Metal.

Rip the sacred flesh Sodomize the holy asshole Drink the red blood of the mother of earth Masturbation on the dead body of christ The king of Jews is dead and so are the lies Vomit on the host of Heaven Masturbate on the throne of God Break the seals of angels Drink the sweet blood of Christ Taste the flesh of the priest Sodomize holy nuns The king of Jews is a liar The Heavens will burn Dethrone the son of God God is dead Holyness is gone Purity is gone Prayers are burned Covered in black shit Rape the holy ghost Unclean birth of Jesus Christ Heaven will fall Fuck the church Fuck Christ Fuck the Virgin Fuck the gods of Heaven Fuck the name of Jesus

Having one of those bands going on without their bass player is a phenomenally abrasive experience. For some reason your story struck me as more appropriate for a country band. Don't know if I told this story here or not, but at our local Deathfest thing a few years ago, a band called Tard played. They were entertaining because they all wore old style hockey helmets and the lead singer wore a diaper and those metal crutches that wrap around your arms. I was sitting at the top of a stairway yacking with someone when he comes hobbling along on these crutches (either acting like a tard or just drunk). He taps me with his crutch once or twice and then proceeds to slam into my back and throw us both down the stairs. I can't confirm this, but I think his diaper was full. Never turn your back to a tard.

Milky's band is better.

But after Anal Cunt, there's no point to it since the gibberish noise thing has been done. Plus the shock album and song titles thing has a very, very short shelf life as a humour device. Then again, since I've been in a scene with people who think such things are the greatest gift to music and comedy, I shouldn't be suprised.

Yes, Stormfront would be a good example of a site inhabited by broken people who wish to be popular, without thinking about the consequences. Thanks for the help bro! I always knew you were on my side.

You can't stop message boarding habits, people.

Just ask people why they need their chosen political party to be a clique/cult/security blanket instead of a true ideal worth following if they give you shit. They can always go to myspace or youtube or something if they need a popularity fix from people on their level.

I started off pretty poorly, but not terrible. Then I became mega established based on my work in NHB and my wrestling server thing. Then I hated everything and most people misunderstood that. Speaking of established posters, how many posters have lost their status as untouchable here without going through a mega freak out or a banme burnout?

Tardgrind is a pretty bad Metal genre.