Black Lushus

it's painful hearing JBL sell the Smackdown draft like it's the greatest thing ever. and didn't he always dog Masters? calling him a hairless monkey or some such insult?

yay...chops, flops and failed top rope attempts for 60 minutes.

now that's an odd match-up...

yes! Lashley speaks!

uhhhh what...?

Candance has certainly improved.

i thought Cryme Tyme turned this trick out?

HAHAH i caughed up all my water when i read that You think rape is funny? What are you, sick? Cue the misogyny guy again.... you guys WISH you could get raped like that!

Chris Masters is loaded. He has the right tools to reach the next level and has unlimited potential to bust out and really surprise some people but only if, and it's a big IF, he can get with the right people and truly commit. I like this pick, it's a reach but it can pay big time for Smackdown. He really was at both ends of the spectrum on Raw, wasn't he? Forced down our throats too soon, and then made a joke of? Master's career was summed up perfectly when HHH left him lay comatose next to a commode.

Steve-O gets way more exposure than he really should...

I love Bobby Heenan...and I hate seeing him in this state

Smackdown draft grade: F-

ah fuck, here's a Smackdown loss.

can Bret say "express" anymore?

Smackdown is the true winner tonight, folks! can they crap on that show anymore than they have in the last 8 years?

dude, Ashley's not the greatest...I feel confident saying that regardless of the trim I can or can not pull.

MVP is carryable...but this...oh boy...

I like Hassan Assad and all, but this is going to be a horrible horrible match...

now all they need is Warrior.

yeah, because hating a bitch automatically means you've never had one?

and a new feud begins...

good lord, hawk and i have been on the same wave length all night long!

wasn't Lashley a champion amatuer wrestler...?

Raw's not in this match. I'm pretty sure he was joking.

Cole just doesn't sell the Skittles as well as JR, bah bawd