Black Lushus

he just needs a better finisher...that's ALL...the rest of the package is pretty entertaining.

Choken One vs. CronoT!

"Yon Cena"...i love it!

nothing like jobbing someone out to someone that's leaving in a month.

seriously, put all the bitches on one show...how many combinations of these 5 have we seen already?

nothing will ever beat "Hitman Bret Clark"

that muthafucka just said this shit was for the #1 contendership to the cruiserweight title...

okay, I'm sorry....the Miz diss was funny!

they need to get Keith David in on that somewhere.

yeah, someone has it in their sig: a box of Froot Loops but instead it's called Froot Bootys with Stevie Ray's head looking at us menacingly over a bowl of cereal.

oh that's not bad...I'm fine with that switch.

That's fucking Oprah? I thought it was that guy in the Froot Loops signature that someone has on here...Suckas got to know. mmhmmm dat's right and shame on you for not recognizing Stevie Ray on that Froot Loop box.

OH DISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

you know, I used to watch Mama's Family in syndication in the early 90s and I can't recall the theme song to save my soul.

I think you're giving it a little too much credit. I think it was part stupid sci-fi action flick, part spoof of old school sci-fi flicks. I also agree with this. This is Paul Verhoeven we're talking about--let's not give him that much credit. hey now, Robocop was a great movie! Total Recall wasn't bad either.

well, unless the bible has started mentioning aliens, I doubt we'll see Isaac. James Earl Jones is who I could hear playing God.

I forgot about Michael Ironside...good call, Gold.

-Honky and the Harts beating down Savage, leading to Savage's face turn -Savage's heel turn on Hogan the following year -Hogan/Orndorff -Hogan/Andre

match ends in a DQ win for Cena, the heels work together to beat him down. it would be better if Umaga ended up beating down Edge as well afterwards, if they really are trying to go the Samoa Joe route.

Cena REFUSES to sell? That's pretty funny...if anything, the guy OVERSELLS everything.

THREE reasons, Gold...don't forget Clancy Brown as the drill sergeant!

damn, that second list from Czech is hard!

fuck, that doesn't bode well!

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