Black Lushus

"Honey, I'm going to Arizona to meet a leggy blonde that I met on the internet...cool?"

hey, let me know when you swing up to Nebraska to meet him, Leena, we can all do lunch.

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

quiet, Nick Carter...

Brock is the Stan Hansen of the 21st Century, eh?

I love it!

I did once, like 2 years ago on a thread here...since then, only one poster has seen a recent pic (we were comparing significant others) and I'm pretty sure I can trust him enough to not spread it all over the place.

now THAT'S a heel, baby!

I was partial to Pepe, myself...one of the greatest Chavo moments ever was him freaking out when Pepe was fed to the wood chipper...it was like he lost his kid or something, priceless! who did that anyway, Norman Smiley? I can't remember.

wheeee i worked teh board weeeeeeeeeee that reminds me of the scene in Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood: when the "thugs" are playing cards, head thug mentions liking man ass in prison, the other thugs are like WTF, and then he plays it off like "oh man i was just fuckin with y'all"

I just don't know if I could find any Marney arguement funny...was she using big words and quoting obscure poems, books and TV shows to insult him?

exactly, which is why I mentioned his PORNFAQ persona was much better!

poor Shooting Star...Brazillian Tranny fetishes, now poor spelling...the kid just can't win!

niskie's story woulda been a lot better had it included tea-bagging. Or maybe shitting/pissing on the kid or something.

that line would have been great coming from anybody else.

freshman year-saw a kid get thrown through one of the lunchroom windows soph year-saw a kid get thrown into a soda dispenser senior year-saw a kid get thrown through one of the front doors the best was sophomore year...a chinese kid got into it with 4 or 5 black guys...they all jumped him in the parking lot...they were jumping off of the cars onto him...one of them, I shit you not, pulled on his pants and pointed up in the air just like Randy Savage, said "OOOOOOOOH YEAH!" and then did an elbow drop onto the kid...funniest thing I ever saw...

while I understand why some people hate Leena, why do you Evander? She do something to you?

shit, I'm still waiting for Cox Cable to drop all their analog channels and make them digital (Channels 1 thru 70)...that was 4 years ago when the cable guy told me that.

projection TVs are only as good as the amount of HD channels your cable company provides...I have a 52" widescreen projection, the HD channels are great (about 15 channels), the regular digital and analog (especially analog) channels are nothing special.

has Melissa had the baby, yet, Matt?

Clearly you haven't seen some of the wild parties UTSU has thrown. You're in stiff competition here, buddy. hey don't diss those AWESOME jello bashes!

we only like you when you show pics of yourself...

By 4th and 5th, I hope you meant Phantom Menace and Clones, and not New Hope and Empire. don't mind WP, he knows not what he speaks.

I loved how the Death Star looked like a disco ball.

It's not a matter of that. He has no desire to post here, anymore. He's a rare poster all around these days. You could always just hit him on AIM. yup, B. Chong is right...as I said earlier, he doesn't want to come back here..he's almost always on AIM, though. I hate talking to people on AIM. Tell your nigga to post. I'll show him your pics and tell him "hey man, this chick has been askin about you"...he'll come back for sure.