Black Lushus

you don't think you'll be scrutinized, Amy? Can you handle it? Leena would get into the WWE before you did...if the WWE is your goal, you have a long road to hoe and I don't mean wrestling ability-wise...

that's just crazy...you're folks are paying the guy for a service, he should shut the fuck up and do the service...TOWELS??? what the fuck does he want YOUR towels for? Bring your own supplies, fucker! If you're gonna wipe your grubby hands on my towels, you better be fucking nice about it...if you've made a big mess that would require MY towels to clean up, well I suggest you have your OWN towels or else I'll be getting some discounts on my bill due to any damages the mess causes.

what do you mean, unless the dude is huge? Hit him anyway! Unless you're alone in some field or back alley, the fight won't last more than a couple of minutes...to steal from Dazed and Confused: get a couple licks in and play defense...

Bible Adventures

that guys is working for YOU guys, he should have been fired and replaced...

you goon, someone at the Pit mentioned Alizee, I never noticed her before that...I googled her and found this avatar, it met my satisfaction and I used it...nice try. oh and the schtick about "this guy makes fun of you because he really is like you" is a retarded cop out used by psychologists and talk show hosts out of pure laziness and unwillingness to actually research a person...I have never been in any of your weird situations...I find you to be a strange man, that's all...period...the end.

*random chick with big stupid sunglasses making kissy faces pic*

let's discuss the fact that one of them is named "Fanny Coot"

if he's in my face talking shit, I'll talk shit right back...if he touches me, he goes down.

yeah, last night was the first time I enjoyed Matt's character in a long long time...the whole season of him being a lame bastard was swept completely away in one episode. You guys are right, anything would have been a disappointment, but that shit was as bad as Vince being the higher power and Rikishi running over Austin on orders from HHH...Costa has no penis? Kit was Costa's sister and was playing everybody from day one? What? The only good thing was that the villian wins in the end...

I'm now convinced that the writers of this show are in cahoots with the writers of the WWE product...one thing I knew for sure, it was going to be a disappointment...honestly, I don't know what would have been a satisfying outcome, but I DO know that was NOT satisfactory...

R. Kelly thought that too before he went in...

in Nebraska, anyway, you don't need a blood test...anyway, I agree with you on this one, Rip, as you may have already read...I find it hard to believe that anyone would just walk away in a crowded bar if someone threw beer in their face...

uhmmm I like a lot of the suicide girls, just like you...

I gotta admit, it's been a long time since I've been this jazzed for a season finale!

okay, final picks, guys! -Liz or -two people working as one: Quinton/Liz (Liz turns on Quinton at some point and cuts him up)

she has to take that silly hat off, then we can talk.

regardless of whether it was right or wrong, Artest didn't choose to have abottle chucked at him...again it could have ended his career had it hit his eye or something...Magic chose to fuck around on his wife and is now paying for it...reacting to an act of violence against you isn't as bad as actively choosing to do something completely wrong...i don't mean to sound like I'm justifying Artest's actions, but I can see the cause of him reacting that way. It's not like he's pursuing fans and randomly punching them...Magic was pursuing chicks and randomly fucking them...

okay...

you end up hurting someone because either you're not man/woman enough to end things clean or you're too selfish, thinking about getting your rocks off...think of the psychological damage you could do to your significant other if they found out, people have killed their spouses as well as themselves over it...there's the potential of bringing something dangerous home, which we've covered over and over already...there's a chance of bringing a child into this world who will have a shitty, fucked up life becuase he was born out of wedlock via infedelity... I'm here to tell you, as a married man, if you don't plug it to your wife often, the marriage will hit the rocks quickly...we don't know what's going on in that household, but I can gaurantee that if they're not fucking, she's only there for the money or to keep the family together...she's not happy...any married WOMAN will tell you that... so if someone, unprovoked, threw shit at you, a bottle no less (a plastic bottle right in the eye could have ended his career), you'd be OK with this and let it slide? Bullshit, man... responding to death threats should be handled differently than an immediate physical threat...with death threats, you call the cops, you brush it off, whatever works for you...when someone is throwing something at you out of pure spite and hatred, you may not have to fight them, but you need to figure SOMETHING out right away to settle the situation... I hope your significant other cheats and brings something home to you...talk to me then and tell me why adultery is ok...

Orton needed to be pushed because there's no one else to push right now...that's the corner that booking and real life events have put them in...now they're going to have to totally shake something up (Batista/Rey's friendship going sour would be my guess or a Batista heel turn and a program with UT) in order to recover...is Randy Orton totally fucked? of course not, but he certainly can't be in a WM ME program at this point.

Ron Artest shouldn't attack fans...fans shouldn't act like morons and throw shit at players...the NBA needs to make sure fans no longer do that shit...the end. EDIT: jweeper, if you threw a cup of water or whatever on me for no reason, we'd be fighting. Oh and cheating on his wife is killing him and could have potentially killed his family...

cheating on your wife is bad...cheating on your wife, picking up an incurable disease and potentially bringing it home is worse!

*perks up* oh the Knicks are 6-17? *goes back to not caring about the NBA this season*

I'll agree with you on that, Milla Jovovich is nothing spectacular.