Black Lushus

shit I thought you were going to tell me they sedated the animals firsthand!

I have two theories at this point: 1. The unmasking will be disappointing. No shock and awe whatsoever. or 2. There's more than one person acting as the Carver a la the Scream movies. Liz is still my pick though, even up to this point.

so, next season, as far as MNF goes...it's on ESPN now, correct? Will they be coming up with some schedule shuffling like they've talked about before if it looks like an upcoming game is going to be a shit game like the last few and the one upcoming have been?

yeah, niskie, I'm almost positive, but I've only seen that show once, maybe twice, due to the fact that I hated said guido's guts and watching him made me want to punch somebody...ever watch a reality show and you tell yourself "I don't personally know this guy, but I'd love to kick his ass?"...yeah, he's the one!

okay, I don't watch beastiality, never have outside of a few "chicks fucking horses" pics...how are these animals even sticking around long enough for a human to jam a dildo into them? I mean, like if I mess with my dog's ears or pull on her leg or something she scoots the hell on outta there...these dogs actually sit there and endure being injected with dildos?

I've puked all over a club before...you get kicked out...i've been back numerous times since...never had to clean it up. Basically, if you puke, if you pass out, if you fall over drunk, your ass will get hauled out...there are clubs here with those nice leather or plush couches all over, I passed out in one, next thing I know two bouncers are hoisting me up and walking me to the door...they were nice about it as least, they didn't literally toss me out or in a dumpster or something like you see in the movie!

until today!

I start drinking at like 4pm, head to the club at 9pm, done drinking by 10pm, drunk all night long...

IIRC it's some kinda drug recipe...

I really hope you weren't taking me seriously. As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average. Matt, I haven't taken anything in this thread seriously, amigo...

30. doesn't steal, hates 40s because he can never drinkt hem fast enough before they get warm, does fuck white women (well ONE white woman, currently), hasn't smoked pot in years, never shot AT someone, really REALLY hates mayonnaise

who? me?

I don't know...every bar around here, fights never go longer than a minute or so before 50 bouncers swarm in to break it apart...both inside and outside in the parking lots...Police are called in, they're on it right away and they ensure both parties leave seperately and in seperate directions before they bail...now if the two parties meet up somewhere later, what can ya do? I swear, in Omaha, Bouncing has gotta be in the top 5 list of jobs...you'd think it was some ritzy NY club you were walking in to...my point being, the chances of getting stabbed from behind are less than the chances of the fight getting broken apart by security...I'm not disputing you, Rudo, I think you're right, just saying what it's like HERE...he could survive a bar fight here, but his ass better learn something else JUST IN CASE. Seriously, though, Dama, are you learning this stuff just so you can unleash your fury later?

Boom Sha-lock-lock Boom!

I always figured they just got lazy and complacent... anyway, I think the past couple of Raws have been OK, not sure if it's a sign of things to come or not.

yes, I believe it's actually back-to-back episodes, not one long episode...not that it matters, just sying.

Daaaaaamaaaaaa, are you learning martial arts for the right reeeeeeeeasons?

that, seriously, would make me stop watching the show...

LOL 21. Appreciates the Pit as a nice alternative to TSM when TSM is slow.

wait...i thought it was cinemax? there's hardcore shit out there with her in it?

apparently *shrugs*

eh he got decent heel heat using the usual "insult the audience" tactics...I'd rather see how he heels it up in the ring before I decide...anybody can be funny, let's see your work.

Matt was just the lucky schmuck picked to do it!

stop pumping yourself up Matt, those 50 threads were all made as one big joke in the course of one day, it's not like you're a constant topic of conversation over there...as far as pics with you and your girl, we just raz you on it because it's the hip thing to do.

And JN News *meant* the later parts of Bret's WCW run, not the whole thing. (i.e. mid '99 on, after he came back from taking time off because of Owen's death) UH WTF EXCUSE ME LAPARKAYOURCAR BUT YOU DO NOT RUN THEHISTORYOFWCW.COM SO STFU...AND FURTHERMORE YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY MIXERS, BITCH!