Black Lushus

the dude from Gumshoe...wait, I'm probably the only one that's ever played that game... the dude from Kung Fu, Thomas...

you know what though, her ring entrance is played out as fuck...okay you have a nice ass, I get it, I like it, but I get it...now learn how to wrestle...

heh! I noticed the "too long" comment several times, but never paid attention to the fact it was the same guy (who also happens to be the thread creator) saying it!

This was simply hilarious stuff. Another one I loved that hasn't been mentioned is the time he "forgot his line", so he started saying the catchphrases of WCW's top guys. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oh yeah, those were both great! "I'm the best there is...wait wait wait...whatcha gonna do...no that's that not it...to be the man you gotta...no wait...OOOOH YEAH...no no no...oh yeah...IF YA SMELLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!" If anything, Rock was definently top 5 all time when it comes to promos...

that was the funniest thing I've read here in a long while...

I always assumed he was just a member of the various Andore clans...

That's it, I'm dropping you off there around midnight on a Saturday, buddy boy!

the only Diva I care about is Maria...they can give her as many segments as possible for all I care...

none of these guys will ever miss you again becuase this event happened...

I freely admit to owning their CD, fuck the haters...

I thought Savage's WWE run ended sometime after Summerslam 94 (I swear he did some announcing stuff there)...

the sunglasses are the only thing I really can look at on that disgusting body...

actually, right after I sent that post, I saw the numbers thing explained at another forum...oh and if I'm ever single again, we're hanging out...

then you're fitting in nicely!

the one Rock promo that always sticks out in my mind is at WM 18 prior to facing Hogan when he tells Coach to get on his knees and pray, Coach does so and says "What up G"...the Rock goes bugeyed and shouts "WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! WHAT UP G?!?!?!?!" EDIT: oh yeah and the one where he mocks UT, Kane and Show: "DIE DIE DIE"

but see, Trish is physically able to pull off wrestling matches, just like Chyna, Molly Holly, Victoria, Lita and such...they're able to do the necessary actions in the ring to make their matches enjoyable and believable...I don't know about Ashley yet, but Christy, Torrie, Stacy, Candice, etc. just don't have enough, physically to make their matches evolve from anythingmore than a catfight scene from Dynasty...

Mole, I'm sure you explained, I must have missed it, but what's the deal with the random girl pics with random numbers underneath?

I know exactly what you mean...

I used to play Attack From Mars all the time...

Walmart

I just can't see Jude Law kicking ass...I barely bought his character in Road To Perdition...

Yeah....she just wore really great bras. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> awwwww well in that case...if she dies, she dies...

I like her booty...

plus she has big cans...

UGH!