CanadianGuitarist

CBC has it, if that helps. Versus doesn't? 3-0 Sens with five to play in the first.

I know there's a lot of people who'd disagree with me on this, but I'd turn em away if they had ranch dressing on them. Bleu (or is it Blue) Cheese is fair game.

I'm amazed that you had nothing to say about the plasma lie, Marvin.

Alas, I was sincere.

That's beyond fake, but it's still awesome.

Not at all. Back in the day, Maxim was revolutionary. Stuff like the Man Quiz or the Munchie Tournament was fantastic. Yeah, it sounds absolutely groundbreaking. I'm not sure if you were being sarcastic or not; If you were, it was hardly epic, but it really was one-of-a-kind.

Not at all. Back in the day, Maxim was revolutionary. Stuff like the Man Quiz or the Munchie Tournament was fantastic.

Sabres in 5, Sens in 7. Sharks in 7, Ducks in 5.

You know I, er, we did.

You are the fuckin man for posting this. I'd never seen it, only heard about it. That was fuckin awesome, and I can't imagine how much I'd have enjoyed it at the time.

Vancouver is 2 for 8 tonight on the pp. This brings their total to 2 for 37 for the series. I have never ever seen anything like this. Four-on-three, in a game seven, with six minutes to play.

Vancouver's been all over Dallas the last 25 minutes. The Dallas penalties didn't help matters. That's getting a little ridiculous.

Well fuck. I'm not watching the game in Vancouver tomorrow night. That's two straight games I've stayed up late for naught.

See Treble's theory on his dad/Ottawa. It's not that I don't want Huselius scoring, its that I dont want TJ to talk about it until I'm dead.

How Moss didn't find that empty net is something I will never know.

Five-on-five. Let's see.

Iginla and Bertuzzi.

Looks like OT. Thirty seconds to play. Couple seconds of tense hockey after Dan Cleary POUNDS a slapshot off the post. I'm really impressed with Tanguay tonight. He's got a lot of plays going and stickhandled really well. He's really been working hard.

A co-worker (Chris) told me that our 25-year-old virgin co-worker (Dan) said that Walmart's Old Roy dog food was made from a ground-up dog named Old Roy, and that the original dog had managed to make it into every bag of Old Roy since the brand's inception. When I asked Dan about that, he redeemed himself by saying he had merely told Chris he heard the myth, which Chris failed to mention to me when he was telling me the story. Dan proceeded to shoot himself in the foot by telling me "I know it's not true, it's just the rumour, but I'll tell you what is true;" He then told me the blantant lie Chris and I had told him about a month earlier: As per a concoction Chris and I cooked up to our gullible buddy, Chris told him in front of me about a month ago "I just got a report. The phosphors in plasma TVs leak and give off toxins. They were unnoticable to adults, but a few toddlers and babies have gotten sick, and one even died from it." Dan didn't believe him, and my audible laughing didn't help but Chris even sited a fake website he read it on, and Dan bought it.

The reporter was Larry Brooks, he told John "Fonzie" Tortorella to "fuck off" after Fonzie told him to get the fuck out. Here's the clip of the interview (someone recorded it on a digital camera, apparently): From the YouTube comments: "I started a John Tortorella is than man group on Facebook". Akin to it, Treble, is my hatred of the Sabres (although I appreciate what you said). I got so sick of Sabres fans last year, especially working in a Buffalo border town. Far too man of them hopped on the spring bandwagon.

I'm gonna side with King, even though I liked Chris' assessment. It's easy to overlook how much scoring punch the Devils actually have. Treble is not alone among Leaf fans I know. My grandfather is a die-hard Leaf fan (and I'll have photo evidence of this shortly), and he's turned off his Senators hate. My father and brother however, despise Alfredsson enough (I don't know) to pull for western Canada.

So what happens with sound? Still limited to computer?

Anyone ever see that bit on 22 Minutes (probably not, Czech, I'm calling on you for this one) in which a tyrant takes over the CBC and cancels every show with a one-line explanation, then smacked the back of his hand and said "Gone!"??

The second shooter in the VT killings is still on the loose! I really wanted to say "too soon". But since Czech's "Columbine Upgrade" was funny, you're off the hook VX.

Just the other day I saw Canadian Guitarist use the term in one of his posts! It's spreading, man. Like WILDFIRE! One word. And I've been a mark for it ever since Jamie Greene's horrid attempt at one in Grade 7. It's good shit.