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  1. CanadianGuitarist

    OAO SummerSlam Thread - August/20th/2006.

    See the kid that got Rey's necklace? The look on her face? And even better, her impatient grab for it
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    OAO SummerSlam Thread - August/20th/2006.

    "ECW presents" Summerslam. I'm still not used to that.
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    OAO SummerSlam Thread - August/20th/2006.

    Agreed, although his saying HHH and HBK "click" probably led to rejoicing from this board. A quick assessment: This show might not be as bad as once thought: Foley and Flair should be great. Sabu/Big Show won't be a five star classic, but at least noteworthy. Give me either/or a win for Orton and McMahons and I'll be fine. But I'm not holding my breath. Tiger Woods won today, and coupling that with the seemingly inevitable Cena and DX wins....
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    OAO SummerSlam Thread - August/20th/2006.

    Build-up hype. Highlights from Raws leading up to SS. My bad.
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    OAO SummerSlam Thread - August/20th/2006.

    The pre-show is almost entirely DX vs McMahon highlights. Yikes. Also, a buddy of mine just commented that to trump DX's playing of Stand Back, Vince should play a clip of HHH losing at Wrestlemania 12 to the Warrior.
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    The Youtube Thread

    I loved that. Stossel is the biggest douche on TV, even bigger than Geraldo. Why did 20/20 even bother on reporting on weither pro wrestling is "real" or not? Just out of curiosity, I posted a promo of Schultz's in the youtube thread, where I claimed to never have heard of him. I assume "Stossel Gets Owned" has something to do with it?
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    OAO SummerSlam Thread - August/20th/2006.

    During the main event of this year's Royal Rumble, my buddies and began rooting for Mark Henry, just to cement the show as the worst we'd ever seen. I might order tonight, just on those grounds.
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    TSM Veterans vs The New Breed

    heh But the girl in Hemme's avatar is hot in a bizarre way. So duke it out, and like Hitler, leave me out of this.
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    Man born with two penises wants one removed

    This is the best thread I've seen in some time. Fun sidenote: I didn't read this thread, or even see the headline, until now. But around the time it was posted, my buddies and were discussing how sex would be with a broad with two boxes.
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    What if Britney ate Jabba the Hut?

    The hottest girl I ever saw in my life used to work the courtesy desk at Wal*mart with me. Little thing with a tiny waist but thick thighs and a badonkadonk (I've been waiting a while to say that). I thought she rowed, but it turns out she was a goalie for her hockey team. You'd never seen anything quite like it. With that as a template, FroGG, I wholeheartedly agree on paper. In practise, no, I don't think Britney's got a pretty face. But still, it's a point well made, and well taken.
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    Snakes on a Plane

    Wait a minute? People are enjoying this? I sincerely thought it was going to be(and supposed to be) our generation's "Plan Nine from Outer Space"
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    NHL 2006 Off-Season...

    The colours weren't that bad, I thought, it was that the bear was just too, well, not cartoony, but Junior B-ish. I'm glad either way, the black that I saw Cam Neely and Ray Bourque and Chris Nilan(and my dad saw Espo and Orr in) are about as classic as a jersey gets.
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    NHL 2006 Off-Season...

    It's being reported that if Zherdev doesn't have a deal in place by mid week with the Blue Jackets, he'll stay in Russia for the year.
  14. Double post. But the crowd POPPED when AA spinebustered Taker.
  15. I'd considered that. But it got more pre-show hype than Austin-Hart, for fuck's sakes. I thought it was exempt. Clarence Mason giving the business to a fan as he walks the NOD to the ring makes the match watchable. I just threw in WM18 to re-see Undertake Flair again.
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    Your Wrestlemania Card

    Hasbeen led the way until the current heavyweight champ was listed as an other. 1) Bobby Lashley vs Sylvester Terkay - United States title. I've always liked opening the card with a secondary title. 2) The Highlanders vs. The Bashams vs. Tatanka/Vito. - Interbrand three way tag with hastily assmebled team. 3) Umaga vs. Ken Doane - I don't see Umaga in the ME at that point, and I don't see the other SS members out of OVW at that point. 4) Benjamin/Haas vs Mnm(Raw Tag Titles) - Hey, if its a fantasy card, why not assume Mercury will be back? See match 7 for more. 5) Money In The Bank - (interbrand) Knox vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Regal vs. Hardcore Holly vs. Carlito vs. Matt Striker 6) CM Punk vs Kurt Angle - Yep. This made a tonne of sense in a previous post. I'll further it. 7) Kane vs Chris Masters - IC title. I don't even know who the champion is. I doubt Vince does either. 8) Booker T vs Rey Mysterio vs. Mark Henry vs. Finlay #1 contenders match. 9) Benoit vs. Undertaker. Streak stays alive. Benoit hearts competition. Taker has a legacy. Works out for everyone. Handshake hug afterwards. 10) John Cena vs. Vince McMahon - Is it that far fetched? 11) Big Show vs Rob Van Dam -ECW Title. God, I hope not. ECW at Wrestlemania. I can't even say it without drinking. 12) Mickie James vs. Candice Michelle - All the other chalengers will have be gone by then, save random diva search contestants. 13) Kendrick/London vs. Pitbulls vs Scott Taylor/Vito. - Typical 'yea, lets throw it here for whatever reason' match. 14) Batista vs Randy Orton. Orton wins the Heavyweight title. Again. Boy, that was weird to type. In any event, I see it happening, but I'm not sure how. 15) Hulk Hogan vs. Shawn Michaels - HBK, in theory, gets back the win he was supposed to 11 months ago. He won't. 16) HHH vs Edge. Three straight Wrestlemania's, be damned. HHH will lose to Cena and Batista, but not Edge. As a Canadian, I must pout. Cant win em all, I guess.
  17. Oblivious heel had a really good one with the six man tag from WM3. My first instinct, as well, was Evolution vs. Rock and Sock at WM 20. But I'll also defend Rock/Shamrock from 14 as a close second.
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    The Youtube Thread

    Man, we could re-start the "you can't say that on tv" thread based on that bit. Three clear 'son of a bitch' and one 'mother fucker'. Grab him, Kelly! Grab the gun! Oh, when Lawler was funny
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    The Youtube Thread

    Still one of my five most patriotic moments ever.
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    NHL 2006 Off-Season...

    Agreed. That spells freakin trouble. The Bruins are a team to watch if this is true (and even if it doesn't happen). Some guy on gamefaqs said Malkin was in Montreal. And there was a trade being discussed: Malkin to the Habs for Ryder, Souray and Aebischer. Take that for what its worth.
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    The Ultimate

    Good call. So, if you'd like to re-vote in place of Angle (for all those this applies to), feel free. If not, I'll disqualify everyone's fourth vote. Or something. You did me a favour by pointing that out, actually. It makes setting up my bracket much easier.
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    The Youtube Thread

    I was just about to say we needed that speech from the previous week. I'm going on record as saying that that promo, followed by his beating the hell out of HBK was my favourite moment in wrestling history. Of course, Leif Cassidy patting Bret on the back as he walks back to the dressing room didn't hurt. There was also an exceptionally good lucha match IIRC.
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    The Youtube Thread

    Further proof that WWF 1997 was the best year ever in wrestling. I'll second. February 15- November 8 was absolutely at the most wrong time possible.
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    LWIB 8/14-8/20

    Does Nixon ever take the bat off his shoulder? If the answer is yes, then the Sox needed a better stop-gap.
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    Madden NFL 07

    Hasn't that been every collector's edition for every video game ever? 70 bones Canadian pre-tax is plenty for me to give up. Nonetheless, I'm pretty stoked. I haven't had a football vid since this time last year, when I sold my brother my Xbox and ESPN 2K5.
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