CanadianGuitarist

I've been listening to the Chris Masters theme a lot lately. It makes for a pretty good driving song...lots of instruments, intensity, crescendo building. But I think it goes without saying that there's better ones out there. Help me out, preferably using those guidelines?

Yeah, I realised Bertuzzi wasn't coming back, or Carter for that matter. But there has to be a poor man's version somewhere for Vancouver to at least attempt to stop the bleeding. They traded for Tayler Pyatt, a 6'4 8th overall pick from 1999. Guy is an underachiever, but so was Bertuzzi when he was acquired. Pyatt is a LW though, so he won't be with the Sedins. He might get a shot with Morrison and Naslund. The sad thing about the Canucks is they have like 4 million left to sign like 10 players. This is why Bulis and Chouinard were odd signings, and even the trade for Pyatt. That's ~3.5 mil for what could end up as a bunch of 3rd/4th liners. Just out of curioisty, what was the trade? Bert and Mccabe for Linden? NYI = Cleveland Indians in Major League

Likening John Cena to Toby Keith? As if I needed one more reason to hate him.... Anyone else catch Lawler dropping the "Too Much"?

John Cena saying someone is stale and overdone? Hang on. Jesus is on the phone. Apocalypse to be here in 30 minutes or it's free.

Recap? This could be backstage mic time!

*CUMS Gte the mic, Armando. GET THE MIC, ARMANDO!

YES! THANK YOU MARVIN! NOW GET AAE ON THE MIC!

Fuck. Give em hell, coach. Notice how I'll pull for ANYONE to get come-uppance on Shawn, even if I don't ull for em? HBK is the tiger woods of wrestling. Except he's white. And texan. And Jesus-y. And over-the-hill.

Has anyone else noticed this? With no Michael Buffer on a rival show(holy, they just mentioned him).... Doesn't "let's get ready to suck it" sounda kinda gay? From a bible-thumper, no less?

HBK-Coach next. I'll refer you to my previous WHERE THE FUCK IS UMMMMMMMMMMAGA! post.

Hogan sort of gets the upper hand! Good sign! Oh yeah, and Mickie James is coming by later so I can teabag her. As long as I'm thinking wisfhully... Where's my AAE and UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA?

I may usurp Leena as the one who loves Orton the most...provided he beats Hogan. Which he won't. Nevermind.

Little too long, but not a bad finish at all.

Yeah, I realised Bertuzzi wasn't coming back, or Carter for that matter. But there has to be a poor man's version somewhere for Vancouver to at least attempt to stop the bleeding.

Kane and Big Show for the ECW Title? Promoted by Heyman? He must've pissed Vince off, as the wors match in prolly two years is for the ECW Title. And in the 94-01 ECW, I don't remember anyone ever saying "taking (insert noun) to the extreme!"

I thought that was fucking Jeff Hardy, for christ's sake.

Anyone remember that these guys had a feud six months ago?

If that was the gold at the end of the rainbow, I'd gladly get my ass handed to me by HBK(well, as a Bret mark, not HBK...)HHH and covered in fake shit for her. She's officially in my top five.

Wow. Every single wrestling fan with internet access was just proven wrong. I'll be damned.

Another Bushwhacker comparison? Yeah, that's a good way to start building your new tag champs.

Even if they don't win the titles tonite (which they will), Highlanders are going to usurp AAE as mid August-Late September's IWC love.

God dammit, SS or not, title holders should not come to the ring first.

Carter, while not the best at either, sounds like the perfect fit of what you just described. Couldn't that have been Bertuzzi?(who, it's quite blatant NEEDS to be replaced somehow).

Wrap it up, Shawn. On his knees. Now all 4's. I don't think I need to say anything.

Kick his ass, Coach.