CanadianGuitarist

My landlord just called me and told me to quiet down from yelling curses after seeing Vince get rolled up. Ok, thats not true, but I haven't sworn like this from wrestling since HBK put the sharpshooter on Hogan last summer.

For the love of God, sneak some Umaga into this segment.

Wasn't it supposed to be against DX, not Eugene? Mind you, I've been drinking heavily thanks to Heyman's selling out and no AAE.

The fuck.

Stil to come!? That could mean time for AAE.

I don't care how they find their way on camera....just get Umaga and AAE on there and I'll be happy.

Anyone else see the commercial for Clerks 2 there? Jason Lee looked a fuck of a lot like Jake Roberts.

Come on. The three minutes to get champgane - that has to mean UMMMMMMMMMMMMAGA!

It dawned on me earlier, that the very Edge in this room teasing Hogan, was a tag champ with him four years ago. That PeeWee laugh wasgold.

So is Val Venis a legend now?

Alright, I am fucking scared now. WHERE IS MY ARMANDO? If anyone thinks my fixation is a touch unhealthy, well, I bet none of yo wanted to see Orton either

She said "from up north", but I couldnt figure out her accent at all. If she's Canadian, we'll put her on the same train as Celine Dion and Dick Pound.

Milena? Hold X for three seconds for Man-Eater. Wow, Hall and Oates reference indirectly.

It looked like a work. Can I vote for Umaga as my Diva? Gros, yes, but if that's what it takes to right the sinking ship that is tonight's show....

TSN didnt show the replay, they showed the crowd during impact. JR: "She just wants to be friends, what's wrong with that?" I refuse to believe no woman has ever said that to JR, making his saying it utter bologna. Diva search up next? Where the fuck is my Armando!?

Was that supposed to be out of anger, or out of blindness form the eye rake? Or both? Get AAE on my TV immediately. This has been a bad bad bad show.

I thought she was going to become Lucky Pierre as a compromise.

A dance off in ECW? Unless it involves Chris Chetti, no sale.

40 minutes to go? We're on pace for the smallest page count in a looooong time.

Think the Diva Search will include a game of Guts? I don't know...I'm thinking a game of Double Dare. This isn't meant to one-up you with old schoolness, but remember Legends of the Hidden Temple?

Think the Diva Search will include a game of Guts?

The mark in me feels bad for Eugene now actually. The smart in me does too, but the smart in me makes me feels terribly for Nick Dinsmore.

Go on. I don't have a problem with this at all. Back when I first heard that ECW was coming back I stated that I believed that Ric Flair should go to ECW to be the new Terry Funk for this version of ECW. Not for good, but for a little while. No, I meant I don't follow. What history is there? (Keeping in mind I never watched WCW.) Was Flair still booker during TBS' time there?

Corrected. But that's even MORE confusing! If he just implied that he only watches it to fall asleep it would make sense, but if he doesn't need something to help him sleep and he still watches it, then WHY? He's Lawler. His resevoir is clearly running low. EDIT: "I will be watching this with great intent". Even though I now hate Heyman, I did kind of enjoy hearing him call Flair an SOB.