CanadianGuitarist

Gotta link him up from the PSP version, I'm told. Sorry. I know it sucks.

What, my thinking the guy who's fifth in league scoring and has been a point-a-gamer on the league's best line will remain hot = obsession? Last day before the shutdown...What's the play? Discuss Olympics hockey in here? It is available on Pro- Line, much to my delight. Big game for the Kings today, who must be deflated from last night's win, winning in a shootout but taking a 4-1 lead to the third.

No Curling > Hockey. There I fucking said it.

Sorry to be a dickhole, and I may be wrong, but isn't Miller technically ineligible for the Calder n ow?

54- 5 were the shots in the Canada-Italy women's game. 54-5! 16-0 the final.

I'm not who Baron sent the pm to, but I wrote one up Sunday night. Sadly, my computer froze and it was lost. It certainly wasn't the result of my porn surfing.....Nonetheless, let's get the ball rolling: Your two cents: (Where applicable, who you think deserves it, not who will actually win) Vezina winner: Vokoun over Hasek and Lundquist Norris winner: Redden over Chara and Visnovsky Ross winner: Jagr over Savard and Kovalchuk Richard winner: Staal over Savard and Jagr Jack Adams: Tom Renney over Laviolette and Daryl Sutter Calder: Svatos over Ovechkin and Lundquist Hart winner: Jagr over Savard and Kovalchuk. HOWEVER, I'm on the fence, if San Jose makes the playoffs, ups to Thornton and Cheechoo. (Regular season standings) NW Champ: Calgary Central Champ: Nashville Pacific Champ: Dallas NE Champ: Ottawa Atlantic Champ: New York Rangers SE Champ: Tampa Bay Biggest surprise good: The return to form of Dany Heatley Biggest surprise bad/disappointment: The Pittsburgh train wreck, followed closely by Dick Pound's dumbassery. Dick Pound, heh. Bronze Medal in Men: Russia Silver: Czech Republic Gold: Canada Western Final: Calgary over Dallas Eastern Final: Ottawa over Buffalo Cup Final: Ottawa over Calgary Who will have the biggest turnaround next year? Todd Bertuzzi Who will have the biggest disappointment/dropoff next year? Marek Svatos Wednesday, when Olympic men's starts, I'll tabulate all the votes somehow....

It's a drop in the bucket of course, but the First Tee Program's annual fund of 5 million? Probably gone, I would think. Bad news for a prospective golf pro like myself. Fucks sakes.

Or at least write a book about it....then to complete the circle of life, you could research the book of movie in an almanac. Five million? Not enough. Unless time can be bought and brought to the present...which it can't. Never say never, but not for at least 18 months. And that's a pretty conservative estimate.

So Tocchet's pretty well fucked, right? I mean, they're tied in with the mafia, for Christ 's sake.

Speedskating is one I can watch no problem. Same with curling. I don't necessarily dislike, say Super G or Cross-Country, but how much can you watch before it all seems the same?

They didn't even put your name in. For shame. It's the Sun. Inegrity and accuracy hardly seem like priorities. Good call on Sweden, especially being in a tougher group. The Czechs are still the team to beat after Canada. This is, don't forget, essentially the same team that went undefeated two years ago in the World Cup.

SI gave the gold to the Czechs. Silver to the Canucks. Gold in women's though.

How long you been waiting to use that gem? They havent named it definitively from what I'm seeing on The Score, but it either helps hair regrow or masks steroid use.... I'm a little worried he's guilty.

Re: the bidding nonsense: My brother and I vividly remember in July 1996 that four consecutive contestants bet $900-903. This thread is fucking gold, by the way. TPIR slots were good, but not as fun as I had anticipated...Wheel of Fortune Slots were also disappointing. I bought a fuckin scratch ticket last week, for the second time in five years. It was TPIR. Plinko, Big Wheel And as for the YTMND Failing, anyone remember the sound they'd have on Ren and Stimpy any time something gross happened? Like a really mono-tone "uh-oh"? If it helps, it was also on Carmen Sandiego when you pulled the chain to put the bad guy in jail at the end of the second round.

I will do just that. The second line of the new Shinedown song is "I live in a hallway with no rooms and no doors"...You've surely heard that song lately. Unless you havent, in which case I got nothin.

Mendel Palace for NES. Nagano Olympics for N64.

He claims to be more over than Chris Masters. (well, maybe he is, I don't see any threads devoted to the Masterpiece). Nonetheless, I'm a Masters mark, so I'll hate y2Jerk, even if I'm partial to him.

Haws Bah Gawd wins the thread by the way. If for not other reason, his name makes me think "Horse" not "hoss"....and it features, what's basically, Ric Flair's johnson.

My ex and I were official from early 2003-March 2005, but we'd been a variety of things since June 2002. Before we were official, I'd have these dreams where I'd be leading The Masters Golf Tournament on Sunday, I'd make my putt to win, and the usual hullballoo would ensue. Then there would be this parting of the gallery, and everything just kinda stopped. There she was. I had just completed my life's goal, but nothing else mattered. She was a mystery woman in my dream for about 3 months after we became a couple. I had this dream about once a month during our relationship. Since we've broke up, it's been weird ones, maybe 10 times or so: I'd miss the putt to win, or no one would care that I won, or everyone would be disappointed I won and not someone else. Sorry to come off as emo, I just find this one kinda off-the wall.

I am, of course, a noted Bret mark. I tried to read Under the Mat with as much open mindedness as possible, but I have extreme difficulty believing a lot of what she said. She does, though, have some interesting stories about celebrities like Ali and such. It was really banned? i got it for all of 4 dollars at Chapters around this time last year.

Sure, let's give'er a read.

What have I beaten you, 5,6 straight in Jeopardy and something like 25 out of 28 in No Mercy? As for that game, I'm still on it Lushus.

There was a rumour from Gamefaqs, but fuck if I can recall the name. My intenet routine usually goes: Here, E-Mail, Gamefaqs, Tsn.ca. Ill diig up the name and other info before the end of the day, God knows I got nothing better to do.

Last year I took everything to H and R Block, who told me I owed the government 350 bucks. They also charged me 30 bucks if they went ahead with filing, but gave me a free pizza coupon...which I had to go pick up, they wouldnt even deliver it. I told em no, and for the first time in my life, cursed the Canadian government. And I've lived through AdScam and the inclusion of GST. My grandmother, who's a bookeeper, did my taxes and got me 700 back, and even managed to carry-over my school tuition and charity donation write-offs this year. Maybe this year I'll just go on a bender or put it all on a horse.

Same thing I did last year: Case of beer, bucket of chicken, a tank of gas and whatever two video games I'd like in April (it was Forza and an XBox Live renewal last year, Halo 3 and MLS 2k6 this year). With the remainder: 1/2 towards my loan 1/2 towards a golf membership or a couple rounds.