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    Hands down, what is the worst gimmick ever?

    Wait, whaaaat...!? Yeah, what? The goobdleygooker. Seems obvious, but I can at least smile 15 years later over the Goon or Repo Man.
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    The Old School questions thread

    The fuck? I realise it was Russo..leave it at that?
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    Cool finisher, horrible name

    They've been mentioned I'm sure by now...but pretty well every move by Doring and Roadkill in ECW. Buggy bang, bare back, whambam thank you maam, Lancaster lariat of lust.
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    Favourite Obscure Country

    Laos is debatable, just because of King of the Hill FUCK! A girl at the office had a tag on her jacket that said "to go", but I read it upside down and assumed it meant Togo. Subsequently, I was prime to post Benin as well. Dammit I wanted to post those two.
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    NHL Thread

    Anyone see Giguere EXPLODE on Smyth last night? Good game all around, but this was a little surprising.
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    Favourite Obscure Country

    AKA Godthaab.
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    Ever Have a Weird Dream?

    I used to clean in the mornings from about 6am to 10 am. They'd rotate us between about five stores, one of which was a five minute drive from a 7-11, where I'd often stop for gas and breakfast. During this dream, I was filling up when a girl I went to high school with (mind you, 50 kilometres across the region) came in. We only casually knew each other, she was tight with my brother, but rarely more than a nod when wed see each other in the halls. We made small talk, and decided to go back to her place and I left my car in the gas depot, despite the fact it was raining we walked the 20 minute walk, which only took about 10 seconds in this dream. We start to fool around, she says 'lemme put on something more comfortable" Whle she's in the bathroom changing, I crouch to look at a book in her bookshelf and piss uncontrolably. She kicked me out. Fun fact: I also worked at Wal-Mart at this time..and still do. (Christ, where have the last 3 years gone) I told this to a co-worker the following shift two days later. Exactly 10 seconds later, the girl in question came in to Wal-Mart.
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    Favourite Obscure Country

    Off topic, but why the hell were the States and Iceland the world's best hockey nations? And Icelanders being evil? Maybe if they were still vikings, but even for Disney that's pretty far fetched.
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    I Hate GM, Ford, and Chrysler and Here's Why

    Did anyone notice it was his first post? Gimmick.
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    Favourite Obscure Country

    Wasn't that debated in the second Mighty Ducks? Rwanda I'm disqualifying. Madagascar should be as well, with an asterisk...Everyone's heard of it from the animated movie (which was better than it had any business being), but I doubt how many know where it is...Although I also suspect many know it's an island.
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    NHL Thread

    Amen.
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    NHL Thread

    I can't honestly tell you what number he was off the top of my head.
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    Favourite Obscure Country

    Cyprus is a good one. Senegal's not as good as it once was with it's mild success in the 2002 World Cup..I might be the only one who remembers, though, mostly because I picked em to beat France in Game 1 on Pro-Line. Newfreeland? That's, um, new to me...where is it?
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    Ever Have a Weird Dream?

    I had one between New Year's Eve and New Year's Day...Vince McMahon fired me off camera, because no one cared about our feud as a tag team versus Dusty and Goldust. The writing was once on the wall for me to break up with an ex...we didn't for a bout a week, but when I knew it was imminent, she broke up with me Vince McMahon style in the dream: "As far as being my boyfriend goes..YOURRRRRRRRRE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!"
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    Favourite Obscure Country

    I'm fully aware of where Surinam is, and I realise it's not Africa. Guyana to the west, French Guiana to the east, Brazil to the south. The ... in the last post implied there was a rest and a new thought started.
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    NHL Thread

    Huh? When a player has an especially storied career, his team will often display one of his jerseys on the rafters..No other player can wear that jersey number for said team. Gretzky had his retired by the entire league, I suspect they'll follow suit for Mario.
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    The Old School questions thread

    The Austin-Hart double turn is often referred to as the best in WWF history..... I can't honestly think of any others....Fill me in? Also, the plan for said match at Wrestlemania 13, wasnt it supposed to be Bret-HBK for the title? I realise Shawn losing his smile was a wrench in the machine, but once he said 'hell with it', how did it progress to Sid-Taker? One of my favourite raws ever was two weeks before XIII when Taker slammed the cage door on Bret, preventing him from winning the title from Sid and keeping Taker in the title match at Wrestlemania...
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    Favourite Obscure Country

    Proving the topic point, there's been some fucking good ones mentioned... Baron, fuck you over the Liechtenstein comment I don't know if I'd call Czech Republic obscure...at least not with how often a guy with the same name posts here... We could get a whole thread over Africa...Surinam was a pretty good one, I'm not sure if I'd call Ethiopia that oft-mentioned.
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    Oh, Canada

    Where'd you come up with 43? The Liberals funneled cash or let taxes slide for ad agencies who did pro-Lib ads. Second report expected Feb 1. Main culprit is essentially Chretien. Maritn has been basically cleared, but as finance minister under Chretien, it's tough to fathom...that's basically what did him in last night. The fuck if I'm counting that, but it was to the point.
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    Wrestling's Top 50 Matches

    Impressive, though-provoking, wist inducing and agreeable thus far. What exactly is the criteria for it?
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    Guys who paint themselves

    That was money, Boon. Good job.
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    This has not been a good year for the Republicans.

    Private health care, low taxes and in favour of sending Canucks to Iraq? That sounds pretty Republican to me.
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    Oh, Canada

    It's similar to your electoral college, in a way. Each province has X number of ridings, in which each member can run. Each riding makes up one seat in Parliament. The most seats wins. For example, NDP's Jack Layton won the riding of Toronto-Danforth, so he has a seat in Parliament. CPC's Steven Harper won the Calgary-Southwest riding, so he has a seat. Unless you live in the same riding as the party leader, you can't vote directly for them. My ballot card read Gary Burroughs-Liberal, Rob Nicholson-CPC, Jeff Birch - NDP, none of whom are party leaders.
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    Oh, Canada

    Really? Who's in line? Thats unfortuante, he really got the wrath of the Crhetien *ahem* legacy.
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    Oh, Canada

    I'm waiting for Leena to suddenly renege on all of Mike's posts about Canada being a nation of idiots.
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