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A buddy told me. And instead of scoffing at me, reap praise on me because, even plastered, I spelt George Strombolopolous correctly. Kidding. So this Canada mini tour isnt some anti-U.S, 'I'm taking my ball and going home' kind of thing?

I thought the same thing. I subsequently wondered if anyone knew who Sandman, Balls and Axl were. I appreciate the effort by ECW, but I'm sure they could have found a better band for the three to drink with after beating up Corino.

Styles: DAMMIT! Cyrus: Dammit? DAMMIT!? Will you please call a Dreamer match fairly? Styles: I don't want to see ANY MAN take a beating like that! (CW Anderson gets hit by Dreamer with a chair) Cyrus: (sarcastically) DAMMIT! -- Gertner: Our second PPV in New York City. With my nuts on her chin, even(points to random audience skank) THAT girl would look pretty!

Fuck me if they're not there. I'd be baffled if not. How many benefits have they done in the last 2 or 3 years? Aren't Pearl Jam boycotting U.S venues over the Iraq thing?

My brother did. I never could. Nor my dad, That jump in 8-2, with the skinny landing area... I vivivdly remember my dad screaming "THAT DAMN SKINNY JUMP!" at him. Can remember that. Don't know the names of the last two girls I've been with. Go figure.

Thats what I was thinking. Isn't winning eleven games already enough for this ass clown? Fuck, they're not even going to play one another this year, are they?

Corino's bit with Limp Bizkit may be my favourite ECW moment of all time.

Find an old broad. Hit it.

Confirmed on CBC's The Hour with George Strombolopoulous Toronto's show includes The Stones, OLP, Jann Arden and The BareNaked Ladies. They mentioned more, but I was drunk. I do recall, Tokyo and Johannesburg were the other two confirmed cities. Ready for who the featured performer of Johannesburg? Nelson Mandela. He's probably one of the 5 or 10 greatest human beings of all time, but can he carry a tune?

Yep. The Fortress after you beat the tanks, and then those stupid levels where you won a leaf at the end. Then there's a airship, then 8-1, 8-2 and the aforementioned fortress. Harder than hell. Probably took me 5 years to beat. Not that I didn't do other stuff in that time....

That's all I needed to know NOT to look. Appreciate it. But like she-male porn, I still want to look for a laugh. Yeeeeeees, a laugh.

Welcome to The Machine fade-out is the best ever to listen to while stoned

That was the first thing I thought of for that cliche. The power went out due to the earthquake, and it was Zach, Tori and Mrs. Belding in the elevator. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fuck, I thought I'd be the only one ro come up with that one. Dammit, I was all prime for praise, the same I got on the Old School wrestling board once for a Step by Step reference. See above. I'm going to restock the shelves, then I'll go accept my Nobel Prize. Don't let that door close. You watched the Nanny for seven years anyway?

I whole heartedly agree.

Lahey's references to shit are the highlights, thus far.

I'll second Lesnar, with RVD and Angle a close t-second.

That looked awfully Photoshopped.

Bring back Peter Puck to cater to the casual fan or those ignorant to hockey. If you're hell bent on more goals, decrease the pad size. Leave the nets as they are.

AND! Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated that Colonel. His wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken, ohhhhh Well played, Agent.

Agreed. I was such an ECW mark, and still am, but if it were the epitome, it'd still be running. Sorry.

I just shared this story with my brother, who's sitting about 4 metres away. We wound up more intrigued about what a Sno-Ball is. "What's a chuckle? It's a jelly candy. Comes in five flavours."

Mine might be a clip from last week's SportsCentre top 10. OJ storms into the boat full of H, and encourages a bad guy to drop his gun. He gets shot, and doesn't die, but stumbles around, falling through a wedding cake, a bear trap, pressing his hand on a fireplace, getting it stuck in a window, etc.

What would happen on the last day of the world? This came up with my mother, stepdad and myself around Yuckmas time. My mother and I said there'd be a lot of repentance, and lot of last minute attempts to get into heaven. My stepdad disagreed. They've since seperated, although I doubt one had anything to do with the other. It came up with a buddy of mine the other day, and she maintained there'd be rape, drinking, looting, etc. Thoughts?

Very... weird analogy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Both of you are right. It's a weird analogy. Not that the 9-11 hijackers were or weren't cowards, but one really has nothing to do with the other. Milky was right in the sense that beating a woman doesn't mean you're not tough.

the lyrics in English translation to the Los Boricuas theme? I can't stop listening to it for some reason.