Hunter's Torn Quad

.I'm actually a little shocked you're dogging out HTQ what with all the verbal cocksucking you've done on him in his blog...seriously, come back here when you have something decent to add because your little diatribe was very uninformative and it really sucked. I'm still trying to remember where I've stunk up a thread with MMA 'crap'. It's hard not be negative about a product that, for the most part, is terrible, both in terms of content and creativity. And I don't gang up with RRR and LotC about anything lately, even if I might have done it a few times in the past. And the idea that if you don't watch you can't comment is laughable in so many ways. A terrible idea, like the Tim White angle, is a terrible idea, and you don't have to watch the thing to be able to know that and say that it is.

When he was carried by better workers, he was on. One of my favorite Scott Hall jokes is how Shawn Michaels had a match of the year with a ladder while Scott Hall was in the ring.

I'm not the biggest HBK fan in the world, but the idea that Mizark is better than Shawn is insane.

I'd take Finaly over the former walking penises.

If WWE had any real brains, I'd have faith in them to be able to work around those limitations. And they can be worked around, don't mistake that. But this is WWE we're talking about.

The Hispanic demographic is carrying Smackdown right now. The Hispanic audience went through the roof during the Rey-Eddie segments, and Rey still draws huge among that audience. With WWE actually making money off of the SD ratings, which they don't do with Raw, you could do a lot worse than put the belt on a guy who draws big numbers in the demographic that is keeping the ratings for one of your primetime shows from sinking into the basement.

Does getting impregnated by Hunter count? I was thinking more along the lines of Gerwitz getting broom raped by Bradshaw. I think I'd rather get broom raped.

Does getting impregnated by Hunter count?

Why did they feel the need to protect Daivari and not let Kurt get a pinfall or tap out victory in his first singles match on Smackdown?

I think Rikishi got injured. He was injured at some point that year, so it might have been then, which would explain his not being on the card.

That is what is called Ronnie Garvin Syndrome.

He was the only option they felt they had left. Ross isn't coming back unless something major happens. They think he's too old and was part of the reason ratings and business is down. It's not BS. They signed him because they felt they had to and they feel they can either teach him how to do things their way or just let him go if he doesn't learn to do things their way.

I believe it was Marty Jannetty.

Rey got pretty high, but a lot of that was down to his segments with Eddie drawing gangbuster numbers. I know one segment pulled in an extra 1,000,000 viewers. Whether that storyline did good in the ring or not, it carried the ratings on Smackdown over the summer. And Rey should get a run as World Champion. He might not be the guy to build around, but he's definitely worth giving the ball to and seeing what happens.

With the title change being a recognition of the backlash on Cena, then it's probable he isn't getting the belt back soon.

WWE don't do a lot of things they have to do.

Am I the only one who didn't think much of Monsoon?

All they need is one big spot with the ladder that they spend all match building to. Of course, that won't happen, and they'll use it like crazy and each spot will mean less than the one before.

I don't think Randy Orton is much in the ring, but I like his music. It's one of the few themes that I could see playing to end a WM and not be out of place.

I've had the black screen thing too. And the board was down for me for a while just now.

I can't feel sorry for Matt on this one. Anyone with a brain knew exactly what would happen when he returned. I guess he felt he should go for job security rather than job satisfaction.

It's the second head-to-head with UFC, and they're blowing their wad the same way they did with the first one.

The same writer, or another one, asked Kazarian if he was here for the Lights Out match.

...should be gone. And people like that are usually the first to complain that people should stop watching WWE if they don't like it.