Zack Malibu

::retires thread, for now::

In keeping with company tradition, the new champion gets the standard "One and Only" thread dedicated to them. Since Adam asked that I do it, here it is. ::Kicks things off by giving the new champ the most horrific move possible...:: WEDGIE~!

Everytime I see him online, he's away or idling. Gone are the days of trading music and stories of the fairer sex on AIM. I miss the raving bastard.

I've been watching the DVD's out of order, just watching eps with some favorite moments first. The first eps I went to were the Oliver ones, because watching Ryan deck that smarmy fuck was such the markout moment. Last night I watched the one where Anna left, which was a great ep with a sad ending. Also, picked up The OC Mix 2 this week, and found out that Mix 3 (which should be out anytime) is a "Chrismukkah" mix of holiday music by alt rock bands. Yogalattes.

OK, so I'm in the second year of my Dolphins franchise, and make it to the Super Bowl once again. Thing is, as soon as one of my players is tackled for the first time, the game freezes. Is this a common bug, defective disc, or corrupted memory card? Any help is appreciated.

TOMORROW NIGHT, peoples! It all begins again. I'm psyched.

It's been a few days. I give the nod to Joe this time around, because I dug that Noble/Matthews deal a lot. Here's the First Blood Matches he's confirmed: HBK vs. Savage vs. Sting vs. Shamrock (UWE title) Misterio vs. London (TV title) Midnight Horsemen vs. New Jack, Saturn, and Lynn (extreme rules match) Scott Hall vs. Sean O'Haire Christopher Daniels vs. Brian Pillman vs. Jamie Knoble (TV title #1 contendership) Sid vs. Chono Danny Doring vs. Dean Malenko Just added: La Parka vs. Savio Vega in a Caribbean Strap match NOW, the requirements for the First Blood PPV: A new commentator must be introduced to make a special 3 man team for the PPV. Choose one of the following: Berzerker, Jimmy Snuka, or Shawn Stasiak Air a vignette for a new tag team. This must be a "full fledged" tag team that will debut a few shows from now. Pair up any of the following 2 people: Kamala, CM Punk, Johnny Stamboli, Ahmed Johnson, Amazing Red Start pushing one of the guys used the least (Moon, Patriot, etc...lowercard guys) with a promo/angle at the PPV. Base their new gimmick off a TV show/movie or TV/movie character from any of these choices: The Breakfast Club, Beverly Hills Cop, Miami Vice, Saved By The Bell, The Usual Suspects, Mallrats, or CSI. Remember that masked man? Well, he must cost somebody their match. Anyone at all, any match. Your preshow match must be planned wisely, because whoever winds up losing it (no draws!) is being cut from the active roster for now. Out of those 9 matches, I want 4 face wins, 5 heel wins. One finish by cheap DQ, saved only by a surprise run in save. It has to be someone on the roster already though. The rest are your call.

OK, well when that guy gets here, let me know. You rang? 'Sup, homey.

OK, well when that guy gets here, let me know.

I win.

Like this couldn't have been talked about in that other thread? Kah-losed.

Hoff WON!? OMG WTF~?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

Undertaker/Shamrock from Backlash '99. I liked both guys at the time, and was pumped because I was there in person...but good God did that match suck the meat missle.

I cringe at the very thought of people like that walking amongst us.

www.thedreamingonline.com I actually got the link off StabbingWestward.com, which is still updated every so often with what the guys are doing now. Hall's new band kicks ass, their website has a link to their myspace profile, and there are 4 songs you can listen to. They're selling the EP for $5 as well, so I'm gonna pick that up ASAP.

King Cucaracha easily takes this one, because I can't wait to see what the hell you guys come up with for Dean Malenko and DDR. Follow up on his bookings, which are: Next Week: Perry Saturn vs. Arn Anderson The British Bulldog vs. Randy Orton Rey Mysterio and Paul London vs. Brian Pillman and partner And the start of the first EVER UWE DDR Tournament~! First Blood: Confirmed- HBK vs. Shamrock vs. Savage vs. Sting (UWE world title) Rey Mysterio vs. Paul London (UWE TV title) Sid vs. Masahiro Chono Jamie Noble vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Brian Pillman (TV Title #1 Contendership) Rumoured- Scott Hall vs. Sean O'Haire Anderson, Lane and Eaton vs. The New Gangsta-nators and Lynn (Extreme Rules) Dean Malenko vs. Danny Doring Keep in mind his rumored section isn't a lock, so you guys can go along booking what you want still for those people. Requirements for next show: Josh Matthews must be goaded into a match by somebody, and it must build to something at the PPV (not necessarily WITH Matthews, though). A valet/manager, but NOT Clockwork Violence, must proposition someone about joining up with them. Somebody must be piledriven on the DDR machine as part of an angle. Debut a masked man (face or heel) and have him do a run-in. I'll reveal who you have to unmask him as a few shows from now.

Stabbing Westward. Although lead singer Chris Hall recently formed The Dreaming out in California, so hopefully they break out soon enough.

That all depends on who wins the next booking gig, doesn't it?

Today's winner is... JoeDirt. The sheer randomness of a Stevie Richards led stable that includes The Mountie was enough to clinch it this time . OK gang, you know the deal. Follow up on whatever he has booked (and what's brewing for the PPV) for the next show, which would be: Rey Misterio vs. Brian Pillman in the TV title finals Jerry Lynn vs. Stan Lane Plus, Sting, Michaels, and Shamrock will surely be out for revenge! At First Blood: HBK vs. Shamrock vs. Savage vs. Sting (UWE world title) ??? vs. Paul London (UWE TV title) Now, the requirements for the next show. Debut one of these three people as a special referee. They can be a face or heel, but the decision they make will lead to a PPV match against the person that loses the match they're officiating. Choose from: Scott Hall, The Warlord, or Chyna Only ONE match can end via interference. Start a feud between any of the former ECW guys. Hold a Four Way Dance that only features two of the World Title contenders, and put the other two in a tag match.

Gunslinger, Teenagers From Outer Space, Attack Of The Giant Leeches, and a shorts compilation featuring the B. Natural shorts, Hired! Part 1, Are You Ready For Marriage, and a few others. Not sure on extra's, as I haven't watched any of the discs yet (been too busy with The OC, even though I know every ep by heart ).

The OC Season 1 Friends Season 3 Dawn of the Dead Unrated (2004) Scream The Faculty Scanners MST3K Volume 6

The only reason I wouldn't be a 9 or a 10 is because Agent and I have absolutely nothing in common. We did kinda-sorta discuss Journey once, and he doesn't actively hate me, so I guess I should be satisfied with that.

Zacky-boy got his on Tuesday, of course. Zacky-boy got a LOT on Tuesday, actually.

Nevermind Ebay, I'll take this. Size Large, please. http://www.baysideclothing.com/?il=1

Character wise, I agree. Michaels even said in his shoot interview that when she managed him, if guys weren't working well with him, he'd do a spot where he put them on the floor and she'd beat the stiff the shit out of them for Shawn.