Zack Malibu

I'm intrigued to know who "within TSM" he talked to.

These have been around for ages. At least around here, you tend to see them a lot plastered near rock clubs and the college areas.

And who would have ever thought he'd resurface with a major push as McMahon's henchman in the attitude era after spending his WCW career going from gimmick to gimmick and having such notable feuds as the one with Tenta?

Now he can finally get Rude for saying that stuff about his mother. What about his matches with Vader in '94? Those were some pretty good big man brawls.

What about when he turned back to Big Bubba at the Clash in '95, and said "shit", prompting Mean Gene to bitch him out on the air. Classic.

Anyone else love the Boss Man/Shamrock team? For a makeshift duo, I dug them a lot. Pretty badass tag team.

Big Show's dad is SO gonna have his ass now.

DAMN! That was the last thing I expected to hear before bedtime tonight. Me and CC were just talking about how much of an awesome heel he was in the 2000 Rumble. I also remember seeing that he did a few indy shows recently, and had also been to Japan (I think for IWA). I'll miss the big lug.

The OAOAST House Show Circuit continued it's run down the East Coast, as the next stops en route to this weeks HeldDOWN~! took place this past Monday in Worcester, MA at the Centrum and in Providence, RI at the Dunkin' Donuts Center on Tuesday. Results from Worcester, MA 9/20/04 Stephen Joseph defeated Leon Rodez with a yank o' the tights. The post match beatdown saw former OAOAST Superstar (and Boston native) SOME GUY hit the ring to a huge pop and fend SJ off. Some Guy then got on the mic that a lot has changed since he's been gone (referencing Crystal's title win, Zack's turn, the departure of other vets), but one thing remains the same...he HATES Stephen Joseph. In an announcement that got a HUGE pop, Some Guy said that for ONE NIGHT ONLY he would return to action and take on SJ. Chicks Over Dicks defeated The Tethers and The New New Midnight Express in a tag team three way dance. Ragdoll pinned Dan Black Zack Malibu and Candie came out for a promo. Malibu had on his Montreal Canadiens jersey and stated that he wasn't going for the cheap heat, but that since there doesn't look to be an NHL season this year, the Boston area fans needed to be reminded of who the greatest team in the league truly is (hint: their colors are NOT black and gold!). Crystal came out and asked that Zack please take off a jersey representing Canada in her presence, and followed up by saying that the people didn't come to talk hockey, they came to watch people get their asses kicked...namely Zack. After a bit more bantering, the two settled on having a Canadian Death Match in the main event, where pinfalls must be counted as five counts, submissions don't apply, and you have a ten count to recover from the pin (similar to Texas Death rules). Calvin Szechstein pinned Scotty Static The Blurricane kept the OAOAST X Title in a four way match that included Johnny "Jam" Jackson, Chris Stevens and Panther. Sly Sommers defeated Hoff Some Guy pinned Stephen Joseph Crystal won the Canadian Death Match over Zack Malibu to retain the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title. Hoff attempted a run in but was tackled in the aisle by Some Guy, distracting Zack long enough that Crystal could get to the top rope and floor him with a diving chairshot to win it. Several fans reported that the ensuing blade job was equally as gory to the Angleslam blade job by Malibu. The next night, the OAOAST ventured into Malibu's home territory of Providence, RI. Did the most hated heel in the industry recieve a hero's welcome? Ragdoll and The Global Party Exchange defeated Black T and Stephen Joseph Drek Stone pinned The Mad Cappa Hells Hitmen won a tag team battle royal that featured The Bryants, The Tethers, The Frankensteiners, The Muses, Chicks Over Dicks, The Crunk Machine, The Love Doctors and Los Infernales Zack Malibu came out for a promo, and was not received well by his hometown crowd. Malibu had them HATING him simply by acting himself, stating that they boo him out of jealousy, knowing that they'll never be the people to bring notoriety to their state. Chris Stevens b. Leon Rodez Axel, Sly Sommers and Crystal defeated The Thrillogy and Candie in a special 3 on 4 tag team match when Axel pinned Hoff.

Wednesdays, since it's the day before HeldDOWN~! Also, the Fridays and Saturdays before PPV's. So basically the rest of this week!

Exactly my point.

OMG! Why is some dude who's not even on the roster pinning one of the company's top stars?????? FUCK YOU OAOAST BOOKING STAFF! OMG PT 2! Why is Hoff taking the pinfall instead of a non wrestler like Candie? FUCK YOU OAOAST BOOKING STAFF PT 2! LOVE, PATTY O' GREEN! 1)It was for the hometown pop. 2)Candie losing would be way too predictable. It's like when Michael Hayes was the one pinned in the Hardyz/Hayes vs. Acolytes tag match at Fully Loaded '99, and cost his team the tag belts, despite not being an active wrestler nor a champion. It made no sense, but you knew it was coming. What would our Female Phenom have to gain over pinning CANDIE at this point?

Have Kane seemingly start teetering on facedom and actually growing a conscience with the child on the way. Lita, despite his bastard actions in the past, starts to warm up to him "for the sake of the baby". Matt Hardy, having seen this happen over the course of several weeks while he rehabilitates at home, shows up on RAW to confront Lita about it. Then the week after that, Hardy can target Kane for revenge again, only to have Lita stop him. The third week, Hardy confronts Lita about it, turns on her by calling her a whore, and attacks her, giving her the Malenko Press Slam Gutbuster to cause her to miscarry. This brings Matt back in a big way after his injury heals, as he becomes the ultimate bastard heel that the crowd wants the now-face Kane to kill.

Teacher's assistant at a school mainly for handicapped children by day, and working Wrestling Superstore by later day. Inc., what are you going to be a T.A. for? Primary, high school, special education, etc.?

*sniff* What about MY feelings, dammit!?

Booo. I enjoy your name. You're going to have to convince me on this one.

Buh Buh Ray Dudley

For Hogan's XWF a few years ago.

The OAOAST crew returned to the United States this weekend, and wasted no time in delivering hard hitting action to it's fans. This past Saturday and Sunday, the stars were out in full force, as the OAOAST converged on both Madison Square Garden, as well as the Pepsi Arena. Results from Saturday, 9/18/04, from Madision Square Garden The Blurricane and The Parka defeated former World Tag Team Champions Black T in the opener. Stephen Joseph came out to cut a promo on the New York crowd, who were firmly against him and taunting him in "typical New York fashion". As Joseph's promo was cut off by Leon Rodez, who said he came to the Big Apple to show why he's on the way up the ladder in the OAOAST, and not to listen to some egomaniac babble on for six hours. An irritated Joseph challenged Rodez, to which Leon replied "don't SWING it, BRING it". Leon Rodez pinned Stephen Joseph, although Joseph claimed it was a non-title match due to the impromptu challenge. The New New Midnight Express won a multi-team scramble over The Frankensteiners, The Tethers, The Bryants, and The Muses Crystal and Sly Sommers fought to a no-contest in 35:42 for the OAOAST World Title when Zack Malibu, Calvin Szechstein, Hoff, The Global Party Exchange and Drek Stone all got involved. An 8 Man Elimination Tag Team Match was then made into the main event of the evening (which was to have been Zack Malibu and Calvin Szechstein vs. The Global Party Exchange). Panther pinned The Mad Cappa Crystal, Sly Sommers, and The Global Party Exchange defeated Zack Malibu, Calvin Szechstein, Hoff, and Drek Stone when Crystal pinned Zack Malibu to win the contest, leaving her as the sole survivor for her team. The next night, the OAOAST overtook the Pepsi Arena, and here are the results from that show. Axel made his return after spending an extra day back home, and thanked the fans for making HeldDOWN~! Australia the most watched episode of the program so far this year. The Crunk Machine defeated the New New Midnight Express Gunner Sharps pinned JINGUS in a Falls Count Anywhere Match when he tossed him off the top rope through a table set up on the floor. Panther and Leon Rodez went to a 15:00 draw. The crowd chanted "five more mintues", until both men were jumped by Black T. Black T defeated Panther and Leon Rodez when Tony The Body pinned Panther. Sly Sommers pinned Chris Stevens The Global Party Exchange retained the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles over Hoff and Calvin Szechstein Axel beat Drek Stone OAOAST World Champion Crystal beat Zack Malibu 2 falls to 1 in a Best of Three Falls matchup.

That, and I'm trying to keep occupied because my dad got rushed to the hospital for the second time this week. Fun day I tell ya.

You pinned Scotty Static in the 8-Man!

The jacked masked dude was probably "Titus", which is Ryan Wilson of Redshirt Security under a mask. He's been doing dark matches at Impact and they want to groom him for a push.

Coming off the heels of HeldDOWN~! Australia, a match is made for the PPV. Whee!

They could do a hype video to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It", but change the words to "Snitsky's killing babies...Gene Snitsky, he's killing babies...Snitsky's killing babies...here on RAAAAAAAW!" Other than this Snitsky stuff and the aforementioned Benjamin/Evolution stuff, I hope they continue on with the Christian/HBK stuff. I don't want to see them fight tonight though...if they can stretch that out until the PPV that'd be cool, because I think it would be a very good match. Unless Edge somehow gets involved and we wind up with HBK/Y2J vs. E&C at the PPV, which I will also love.

You make the children cry.