Zack Malibu

The one with the red stripe on his shirt and the drag in his hand.

He showed up again after that. I think his last appearance was in the Gauntlet that Glen Gilberti won late last year.

::hits Adam with hockey stick::

TAKE IT BACK YOU RICK RUDE WORSHIPPING SACK OF NON-COOLNESS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID!? YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO ME! ::whether that was in or out of character is up for YOU, the reader to decide!::

Not his real name. His real name is Jamie Howard.

So they dig into UT's past and bring back some of his former Ministry allies to boost the UT/JBL feud? Now we know how UT will win at No Mercy. When Uncle Zeb and Barry Windham pop outta that hearse and stuff JBL in there, we would have reached the pinnacle of the Smackdown brand.

Pfft, what belt do YOU have? Besides that cheesy toy Batman utility one that you've worn since the first movie came out?

Petey Williams.

Copied from PWInsider.com? Check. Bad grammar/punctuation? Check. Buh-bye, Glennsoe.

Dennis Haskins said Ed Alonzo (who was a legit magician/actor hired to play Max) wasn't really catching on after the first season, so they felt he was expendable. They also said it was taking way too long to set up his tricks for such short scenes.

Send what?

Should he decide to try TNA, I'm going to SO love Noble vs. Styles, Noble vs. Petey Williams, etc. WWE has got to be losing it. I can understand bringing back past stars with some notoriety (Hogan's nostalgia pops, Piper, Snuka's appearances, etc.). But now they're digging up Ministry rejects to build this JBL/UT feud? Gangrel I'm cool with since I dug the whole Brood gimmick, but Vis was never, and could never BE over. Smackdown needs help, and he's who we get? Damn.

Uh, that's how Montreal spells their team name, Aussie boy.

::Shows up in thread wearing Canadiens jersey.::

Maybe Simon could get Rosey to turn heel on Hurricane and attempt to "get him in shape". Nova/Hurricane could have some good matches, as opposed to two minute undercard filler.

Satanico beat me to it concerning Psycho Cop Returns. It's funny that that got a mention, since Sass and I were talking about that movie no more than two weeks ago in one of the Hardcore Discussion threads. And for all the times I saw it on late night cable, I've never, ever seen the first Psycho Cop.

It's a throwback to another old gimmick (Bodydonna's), but Nova has improved greatly since his time in OVW. It's a midcard gimmick for sure, but I think he'll pull it off well.

She wouldn't disown me/sue me for a wedgie! ...would she?

That's not abuse!

LMAO. That was a good one, ol' chap. But she commited it first on the first page!

They were never booked to work each other in XPW. You're thinking of CZW. Kaos was going to work Messiah in CZW, but Rob Black used his political pull and threatened Kaos' XPW job if he appeared, so Chris Hamrick subbed for Kaos. Their only matches were in JCW and PCW, and they most definitely have no heat with one another and never have. They've always been the best of friends, dating back to their XPW days, and have kept in constant contact ever since Messiah left XPW (Kaos is one of the few guys Messiah really trusted during the thumb ordeal). I knew they were booked in CZW, I meant that XPW did something to negate the deal. Also, I meant the heat between the promotions, not between Kaos and Messiah. Probably could have worded that better.

::takes flagpole and hits Crystal with it.::

Rob Conway

Pain is also Nick Gage's brother. Also, now that I think of it, wasn't Kaos supposed to take Messiah on about two years ago, but XPW backed out of the deal? Isn't that where a lot of their heat stemmed from originally?

KAOS~! God damn, I need to get this tape.