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I can't believe you'd hit a girl! What would your mom say about that? AoO doesn't have a mom, she's more of a mythical being that we are not sure is man or myth.....an ancient moderating birth giver....she used to be......or so they say. p.s. - Can you guys combine to create a Voltron like character if need be? I dunno about that. With all the conflicting personality traits, it'd be like the Me, Myself and Irene of androids.

I echo this statement as well. Meaning that I'm the same way.

No. You have to rely on sleeping with everyone and killing them when they have their guards down. You can't do that to me, though. I have immunity. How about I don't sleep with them, but I just kick everybody in the balls and run? Does that work? Whoa whoa whoa now... I know I'm spared from that comment.

Are you kidding me? This is like a bad direct to DVD horror movie.

If I was stuck in this shitbag angle, I'd hate my life too.

I would never be so happy to see Konnan in my life than if he showed up RIGHT NOW.

So is Luna maid of honor and Kurrgan best man?

Benoit! Here to take on the Fashion Cop!

Batista looked like he was eyeing Regal there. Probably thinking to himself how his new ring attire is "all wrong". Batista/Flair vs. Regal/Eugene at Unforgiven. If Flair/Batista win, they get to makeover Regal and Eugene.

Wooo wooo woo woo woo, nyuk nyuk. Sadly, I had more fun doing that than I have had watching RAW tonight.

I could see Eugene vs. Christian at some point.

I don't think Orton should have run off like that. Stand your ground, Randall!

Regal vs. Flair is OK by me.

Rock decides to come out, and they continue the feud with the Coach, neither Tajiri, Rhyno or La Resistance are any more over than they were before this, and I had to endure pointless Diva pie shit. Not the best way to start off a RAW I was really looking forward to. And we still have the Wedding From Hell to go, folks.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Divas wrestling? I'm SO about to not watch the rest of the show.

Rebel also lets Jasmin St. Claire and Meanie run 3PW off his license, don't they?

Tajiri? Number one contender to the tag titles Tajiri is bringing out pies? Oh my God, RAW is irking me early tonight. Couldn't Hurricane have done this?

"I haven't been watching the show." I wonder if he's being honest, at least when it comes to the women segments.

No, he's just Samoan and African American, Mole.

As much as I love The Rock, you'd think they'd find a better use for him tonight. Help Edge turn heel. Help Orton turn face. But no, they have him hitting on the Divas. Rah.

Here's the Rock... ...in the DIVA segment? I think they could use you with Randy, Duane.

That's exactly it. He didn't want to hurt his surge in popularity by playing a patsy to Hogan and Savage. I don't blame him for it at all.

I think E&C will interact somehow, although I had thought that having Benjamin return on the same night as Christian and have Christian come out and cut a promo on him ("while you were taking a vacation, I was healing my body, etc...something along those lines) and set them up in a feud, which could be good. Still, I also like the thought of Adam's Canadian Violence tag match.

According to a recent Observer, there is talk of spinning the "I love America" routine Kenzo had been doing into making him a babyface. My guess is that this team with Dupree will lead to one turning on the other and the Kenzo face turn being the culmination of it.

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