Zack Malibu

I also feel it's the best one out of their discography (Ungod, Darkest Days, and the self-titled album from 2001). A few years ago, during the Napster heyday, I wound up finding tons of demo's, acoustic versions and remixes from the band too. Lots of good stuff there.

Stabbing Westward-Wither, Blister, Burn and Peel Bought on a whim due to the catchy first single "What Do I Have To Do" in 1996, it's one of the few albums I own that I feel I can listen to all the way through without skipping tracks. While some songs are merely okay ("Falls Apart" and "Crushing Me" fall into that category for me at least), others like "I Don't Believe", "Shame" (which is my favorite song by the band), and the awesomely creeply, melodic "Sleep" are songs I never tire of. This CD also was my introduction to the band, despite them having released Ungod a few years earlier. This is the album that made me a Westward fan, and I think they're one of the better alt-industrial bands of the mid-late '90's. A shame they broke up.

I don't get that. CZW fans love the guy, and a good chunk of the CZW fans are the same ones who go to the ROH shows in the same area.

I was just about to post this. ROH needs all the help it can get these days, and Rave is always a solid hand, if not a bit spotty at times. Still, he's a good, energetic worker that they could have easily used better.

What about naked cats? I'm sure PissBlock would gladly hook you up in that department. He's got connections.

That's right guys, Merry Christmas six months earlier! Thanks to donations from our legions of fans, we decided to go out and do something nice in the midst of these battles. Bow down and appreciate us. First gift is for David Schwimmer, The Poster Formerly Known As Incandenza Inc, we at Team Malibu feel that this muzzle should come in incredibly handy when we tire of hearing the $50 dollars words you spew out in order to attempt to look cooler than us. In reality, it just makes you look like a bookworm who's read Webster's one too many times. Strap it on at will (but don't let IDRM hear you say that). Next up, Dids: I realize it's only one bucket, but we are on a budget. Still, it's the thought that counts. You could surely use this an appetizer to your fudge flavored steaks and french fries dipped in ice cream. Now of course, I wasn't the only one at Team Malibu to go shopping, so my fellow members will be adding their gifts at will. Enjoy Christmas In June, Team Kotz!

By 18th kid you mean cat, and by "wife" you mean "The guy who's always the bottom", right?

Pfft, Saved By The Bell is not useless. Many here will attest to that. You, however, watch people drive in circles for fun. Who's the one with too much time on his hands?

I've got the best memory in the world. Even better when it comes to useless information, which means in time I could know your life's history. (PS: Since you probably won't grasp that, I mean to say that you're useless.)

Not too many people put ragingly gay people in their avatar. Oh, and go ahead and feel free to critique my avatar, since I can already predict that's what you'd use as fuel for your next "insult". The worst kind of a flamer is a predictable one. C'mon, prove me right!

We're witnessing the Evolution of JacK these last few days. He's gone from unknown to annoying unknown. Kudos to you, good sir!

It's 3:05 am and I come home to find Rando on Team Malibu. Awesome. Elsewhere at 3:05 am, Team Kotz is being lured to an underground gay sex club under the impression they're "raving". Hilarity ensues when Kotz mistakes sparkling nipple clamps for glowstick piercings.

We're neither flattered nor impressed with you, pedophile.

Obviously you aren't up to speed on your history 'round these parts.

Speaking of gay, I just noticed Jack is now on Team Kotz, and wondered why. Then I remembered what his avatar was until recently. It was a picture of this man. For those of you who don't know, it's Jack, the ragingly gay man from Will And Grace. Now it all falls into place! Congratulations, Team Kotz, for accepting another one of your own into your fold.

Now that I think of it Bianca was the actor's name. But anyways she's more like the Lisa during the Tori eps, where they actually spent some time developing the character. Vicky was kind of a goofy, bubbly chick. The closest analogue I can come up with is Steph on California Dreams (idealism) crossed with Kimmi from Full House (weirdness)... Megan Jones was the character name. Bianca Lawson is the actress. I believe she was on Buffy, and was also in Save The Last Dance. Vicky Needleman's real name was Bonnie Russavage. Natalia's characters name was Lindsay Warner. Who do you mean when you said "Steph" on California Dreams? There was no Stephanie. The only main girls were Jenny, Tiffani, Samantha, and Lorena. Then there was Sly's recurring blind girlfriend, Alison, but that was about it for major female characters.

CWM, you'll need something bigger than a spoon to catch all the crap that comes out of your mouth. Try harder next time.

Nah. There's always gonna be that one part that's obscenely small.

Hoff old chap, you'd best be on Team Malibu.

As spoken by one Stephen Joseph Popick on tonight's OAOAST HeldDOWN~! card, in an interview he did: Let it be known that when you hear this on the street, that it began right here at TSM.

Popick's catchphrase is much better.

You know what Popick thinks of that? I swear, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

I don't think I was supposed to be in tears reading this, but I was. Good lord, I haven't laughed like that in ages.

What are we on now? Yo' Mama jokes?

Status pending?