Zack Malibu

From YOUR MOM~! OMGLOLZ!

Join us, SP, and I can introduce you to more girls that look like the one that paid you a visit the other night. You know the one.

It's Hans Solo VERSUS Indiana Jones, actually.

Maybe it's a new buzzword. Or FS failed English. Either or.

It would be more useful. I don't want to have to possibly hurt Ripper when I feel like throwing something at your head.

If he ruined a Team Kotz thread, then he IS a good pick. Or did you miss the whole point of the draft?

Little does the world know where Kotz REALLY was these last hours...

I don't think they're aiming for a comedy if it's based on James' memoirs.

Ripper, you should know better. It's DOOD.

Yeah, Matt. Play ball with your teammates! Let us live in a booty filled world.

Alfdogg=Gold Fag. What are you hiding?

I was never willing to be on Team Kotz, or team fudgepacker as I like to call it. Moreso, I was not even willing to play this game. I was taken somehow by this internet version of a pride parade. Wow, Team Spirit, eh Banks?

That's not a light. That's a glowstick.

That doesn't make it any less illegal.

I think you're displacing blame onto me for something. Is there something you want to share with us? Did you get caught fondling a freshman in the bathroom?

She's 17. Still, you suck, and stuff.

You're a gayer gay, fag.

Actually, it was a DJ Jeff reference, but take it as you wish.

This part lost me. Are you saying that you're friends with O-Town? No. CC and WJM. Dunce.

Kirk Cameron, you twit.

Hey, if it's got a good beat, I'll listen to it. I don't discriminate. And a good chunk of Kotz's songs were given/recommended to him by me. There's a big difference between befriending someone/joking with them and becoming borderline obsessed. And once again, in closing, Kelly Clarkson is hot.

Hush up, traitor.

Kelly Clarkson is hot. I enjoy pop music. What pedophilia? Your argument ceases to impress.

Uh oh, I like pop music! Therefore I must suck! You do realize that you're insulting me for things that bear an incredible similarity to your own leader, right?