Zack Malibu

But you have.

::Distracts Caboose so CC can steal the Super Soaker. Caboose's pants are soaked...but he wasn't squirted!::

EDIT:DH beat me to it. His son has also been called "Solo Snuka" and done work in UPW, as well as Japan. I also think he was a part of the ill fated XWF at their tapings. When I Googled him, one of the pics had him in action against our old friend Nathan Jones.

That doesn't mean his son will be. I've heard varied reports on Jr., so time will tell. I know I've seen pics before, so I'll see if I can dig one up.

1)Lost Boyz-Renee 2)Notorious BIG-Juicy 3)Notorious BIG-Hypnotize 4)Eminem-Lose Yourself 5)Jay Z-The City Is Mine

TNA can, should, and (IMO) will bring in O'Haire once the 90 days is up. I personally think Raven should feud with him and get him over with the audience. They could have some sick brawls.

I'm happy that O'Haire got released. Not because I hate the guy...in fact, I'm one of his most vocal defenders around here. I'm glad he got out now while he's still got a career ahead of him, so that he can go to TNA. I want Raven/O'Haire, dammit. A shame too, since Jim Cornette had just turned O'Haire into the most over performer in OVW right now (as a babyface).

::Runs in, hits AS from behind with a BELTSHOT~!, and exits.::

Picked up: Family Business Season 1 Texas Chainsaw Massacre: New Line Platinum Series Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original):Special Edition Wrong Turn 28 Days Later and a Kung Fu 4 Pack featuring The Crippled Masters and LA Streetfighter (renamed "Ninja Turf), plus 2 others, for only $5.99. And I just ordered the "Tox Box" (Toxic Avengers 1, 2,3 and Toxic Crusaders:The Movie) off Ebay for $29.00 brand new.

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Italy. Representin' my roots (and I'd have some hardcore peeps all up on your shit if you mess with me. We're talking black suits and Cadillacs, bitch).

Jesus, this thread is giving me flashbacks.

For Zack Malibu:

I think it was NBT4:20 who said that Chris Carmack was unsure of coming back next season. I don't see the need to kill Luke off. I figured he'd go live with his dad or something, leaving it open for if he wanted to come back.

I'm trying to remember what I did that for. I've never been pissed at you, so that couldn't have been the reason. As for mine, it's a promo Zack sent me for the OAOAST back in the day when I was still there: The theme from "Austin Powers" plays over the P.A. system, and The In Crowd video flashes on the Angle-Tron. Tony:"It's time, JR! Here's comes this week's popularity promo!" The In Crowd make their way down the ramp, each member dressed like Austin Powers, except for Alison, who's looking rather "shagadelic". Fans pop like crazy as The Best Damn Thing Going Today climb into the ring. Superstar hops up on the turnbuckles, raising his arms up, while Zack Malibu stands in the center ring, soaking up the cheers. EfDDT and Alison are laughing about something, and as the music fades, all 4 members gather in the center of the ring. Austin Malibu:"Oh yeeeah baby, The In Crowd has arrived!" -pop from crowd- Austin Malibu:"You see, this week, we're undercover baby...there's a supersecret organization of suckiness that has to be dealt with, before they spread their vial disease of ineptitude amongst the world, baby!" 'Flow Powers:"Oh behave, Mr. Malibu! It's no secret man, that we're talking about The Deadly Alliance!" Austin Malibu:"Ah yes, well...IT'S NOT A SECRET NOW, AGENT FLOW! Sheesh...always spoiling thin...anyways, yeah baby, The Deadly Alliance are evil baby, they..." Zack starts cracking up and "breaking character". Super Austin Star Powers:"Zack, what's up...did you forget your line?" Malibu:"I'm sorry man...it's just...The Deadly Alliance? They're supposed to be this big, badass group, and that's the best name they came up with? That sounds like a group that Snidley and Muttley would have had on Hanna Barbera cartoons!" All In Crowd members laugh. 'Flow:"Hehe, yeah, it'd be like this..." -snaps his fingers. Unknown individual comes out from under the ring, and does the EVIL LAUGH~! He then exits the ring, and walks away through the crowd.- 'Flow:"I love that!" Malibu:"Who IS that?" 'Flow:"I...uh...I don't know..." Superstar:"So are we still doing the Austin Powers gag, or is this just a regular promo?" Malibu:"Good point...I mean...YEAH BABY, It's the totally randy, supremely shagadelic In Crowd baby, here to save the world from The Deadly...The Dead...pffft..." Zack again starts laughing. Malibu:"Oh man, that name...that name just SUCKS! What, did you open up the Generic Wrestling Villain handbook and find that, or did your little pea brains actually sit there and discuss this seriously?" Superstar:"Yeah, it's like 'Hi, my name is Sandman, and I think that our name should be the Deathcore Barbed Wire Warriors!" 'Flow:"Or Alfdogg could have been like 'No, no, no, our name is going to be Alf and his Dogg Pound!" -more laughter- Malibu:"They couldn't do that because of copyright laws...remember Alf on TV, that little brown furry dude." Superstar:"Oh, that was a dude, I thought that was his mom!" Alison:"Look boys, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a little horny baby, yeeeeah!" The In Crowd members look at their valet in disbelief. Evenflow's jaw drops. 'Flow:"Did you just say that in front of ALL THESE PEOPLE!?!?" Alison:"I was TRYING to save this Austin Powers promo, honey!" 'Flow:"Ooooh!" Evenflow wipes the sweat of his brow. Superstar:"All right, Austin Malibu, maybe it's time you took us home?" Malibu:"Right. So anyways baby, this Deadly Alliance, they've threatened us with World Domination baby, and no one wants to see them in charge. They're bad baby, very bad. So we special agents plan on traveling back in time to stop these menaces from growing up to so rotten, baby. We're going to...we're...dude, what ARE we going to do?" 'Flow:"I don't know. I'm still in shock over Ally's horny comment." Malibu:"OK, jokes over. Hey, Alfdogg, I hope you've been listening. I hope you think what you see is funny, because while The In Crowd is all about entertainment, there won't be anything funny when we meet. We might be dressed up like Austin Powers now, but I guarantee I'm not chasing a Goldmember, I'm just chasing gold...specifically, yours. I might've lost the first time, but I won't lose again. Zack Malibu and The In Crowd refuse to be denied their destiny, and it continues tonight. Reject, man, you've proven your just that. Desperate for acceptance, you tried to help us. You wanted a spot in The In Crowd, a spot in our family. You didn't get it, so you tuck your tail between your legs and run to the Gay Pride Alliance and... Superstar:"I GOT IT! I know who Sandman is!" Malibu, Evenflow and Alison:"WHAT?!?!" Superstar:"Dude, this whole Sandman thing is a front. He's ERIK WATTS!" Malibu:"You mean the super sucky son of our new commisioner, vice pres...whatever, Cowboy Bill Watts?" Superstar:"Yeah, I mean, think. He's a sucky wrestler...that's Erik Watts. And this whole lightbulb obsession...lightbulbs...WATTS...get it...? The rest of The In Crowd just look at Superstar, jaws dropped. Superstar:"OK, so maybe I think too much. But at least it made sense!" Malibu:"Superstar, you're too much. Bottom line...Deadly Alliance, watch out, because The In Crowd has your number!" Evenflow:"What's their number? I'll have to put it in my rolodex." Malibu:"Not literally!" Evenflow:"Dude, just playin'!" Superstar comes over and whispers to his partners. They have a quick chuckle. Malibu:"Actually, it's been brought to my attention that maybe, just maybe, we can be gentlemen for a second and salute you, The Deadly Alliance, because we do have your number...you're number one!" Each In Crowd member turns and faces the AngleTron and entrance ramp, and proceeds to raise their middle fingers. Malibu:"Now, I think it's time to go find some fembots baby, yeah! That promo made me a little randy in the candy, yeeeeeehah!" Evenflow:"Dude, what are we talking about?" Malibu:"I dunno. Maybe the British slang isn't for us." Flow:"So, how do we end this?" Malibu:"The only way we can...The In Crowd's not For Life, The In Crowd's not Forever...The In Crowd is just... (Crowd chants along) "FOR REAL!" "Popular hits, and fans go wild, as their heroes exit the ring after another trademark Super-Sweet promo. Holy shit, I haven't read that in ages. *sigh* I miss those days.

I don't know why, but when she invited Ryan to the wedding, it made me think that there isn't going to be closure on their deal yet. I thought Ryan and Luke were gonna brawl for old times sake and ruin the party, but Marissa whacked the shit out of him. I dug babyface Luke, so it's gonna suck if he's not around the gang as much, or goes back to being a jerk. How about the previews for next show though? Caleb proposes, Marissa and Ryan kiss (again), and someone gets hurt? Me likey.

I was just gonna put this up in the indy folder. I'm glad to hear it, because I've been a DDP fan for a long time. He's one of the genuinely nice guys in the business, and I hope he gets a chance to have a major comeback in TNA (can't see him going back to WWE), because he was treated like an afterthought in WWE.

What about Dan Black vs. Mad Matt?

I think the "new era" is off to a good start. NY Untouchable had a great debut, and given the talk between he and Dama in this thread, sounds like he's already diving right into the mix. Papacita had me rolling with the Skip and Sunny debuts as well. Sly did an awesome job on our segment, and the Abe Vigoda thing was my idea. I felt the best way to relive our "randomness" roots was to have something come totally out of left field for the new DOA position, and I'm pretty sure nobody saw the old guy from Barney Miller coming, heh.

Even aliases need birthday love. Happy Birthday, youngster.

There are two dates, 4/16 and 4/17, in MA for the World Wide Wrestling Alliance. While it's possible they'll be at both, Kevin Nash and Glenn "Disco Inferno" Gilbertti are only confirmed for 4/16, and with the $20 admission you get an autographed 8x10 from Nash. Coming in from NYC to MA is probably about a 3-4 hour drive.

PWInsider said they wouldn't be doing any April Fools stories- How do you know that them saying they weren't reporting any joke stories wasn't a joke in itself! Other than the conspiracy theory, this is great news. I'm saddened by the ECW delay (although I'm sure not much featuring Shane Douglas will make it on there due to his bridge-burning), but I'm going to wind up with these all on my shelf as soon as we get them in.

I managed to slip in an "I am your role model" (Jericho in '98 WCW quote) towards the end of mine, but only a few smark friends picked up on it. Everyone else figured it was just my ego .