Zack Malibu

::Starts looking for apartments with CC and WJM.::

You're going to do a spinaroonie in the thread?

Fonzie ain't cooler than the Z-A-C-K, no way. While you're riding around on your scooter chugging milkshakes at Arnold's, I'm pimpin' parties nationwide. I'm a celebrity, and not one that's gonna wind up on Celebrity Boxing one of these days. I bet you're really sorry you jumped that shark now, Fonzarelli. Heyyyyyyyyyy, you suck.

Dude, we've got WJM, CC, Mr. Piss, and a pantsless Chave. That's GOLD right there.

Well, I ALMOST did, but after 25 ft. I get vertigo.

Foreshadowing, possibly?

I NEVER said that he is the next Brian Pillman, but they are booking him like he is a "loose cannon", just like they did with Pillman. I wasn't saying you dude, chill. I'm talking about even Teddy himself proclaiming that to be the case.

The guys last name was a sound effect from the 60's Batman show?

It also involves us throwing tomatoes at him while he's in the stocks. The stocks of course are located in TSA's house, because she's apparently like Adina Howard and will be a freak until the day, until the dawn. The Sugababes version of that song is much, much better.

Sabu, during his match with RVD at Wrestlepalooza '98 (same show with Al Snow vs. Shane Douglas for the ECW World Title) comes to mind. And Sabu did it right in front of the camera, too.

Don't count on it...OMG BOARD DRAMAH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 Pfft, drop the hardass act. You love me in that strictly "I'd drink beer and watch Skinemax with you" type of way.

Send/forward stuff to Chuck Woolery, because he stated in the GCF that he would post the show this month. If I'm mistaken, then I apologize.

Right now, he just strikes me as an attention starved spoiled brat.

The thing that irks me about the comparison is this. Pillman WAS certifiably off the wall. He attempted to coerce Terri into a three way with him and Tom Zenk, nailed a girl in college while hanging upside down in gravity boots, wrote letters to Penthouse proclaiming his love for his eventual wife Melanie, and planned on running onto the field during Super Bowl '96 and chaining himself to the goal post. To me, that shows just a *tad* bit more of a Loose Cannon personality than random moonsaults and bashing your indy peers. I don't mind Teddy, but to think he's the next Brian Pillman is not a fair comparison.

Eh, I almost bought a Hilary Duff poster at the store once, but put it back when I spied an OC one. Rachel Bilson > Hilary Duff, although I'm a known fan of Ms. Duff.

Just a reminder to have your stuff in to NORTHSTAR this week. He's posting the show tomorrow night. That said, NS, you'll have the GPX/Minions match later tonight/early tomorrow.

Abe Vigoda is the epitome of awesomeness. Show me someone who didn't love Fish and I'll show you a fool.

Pulled WHAT exactly?

That is disgusting. Says you. Kelly Clarkson is hot. I also have a thing for Kelly Clarkson... That was one of the funniest IM's you've ever sent me. I need to get a Classic Shit page of my own ASAP.

Pfft...Sal Sincere got no-sold. No appreciation for lame '96 WWF gimmicks.

That is disgusting. Says you. Kelly Clarkson is hot.

For a minute I thought that was a post about DJ Jeff, lol. I wouldn't have put it past him to pretend to be gay to get closer to a girl, since he had to take to board-stalking to get noticed by one.

When taking the time out to celebrate for Chave, one must analyze how much effort he puts into being a heel. See, you have your A list heels, people like Ric Flair or Brock Lesnar. Then you have heels who elicit the wrong type of heat, re: X-Pac, Big Bossman. There are also heels who draw nothing but apathy from the crowd, most notably TSM favorite Randy "Suckbag" Orton. However, due to the criticisms about his heeldom, Chave pressed on, hoping to one day be TSM's top heel. However, this puts him in a category unlike any other. A category not listed above. He is a man who, despite no one buying it for one second, and some plainly not giving a shit, continued to be a heel, and did it sincerely. So, on this one year of Chave, I'm proud to dub you: TSM's Salvatore Sincere~! We love you Sal...er, Chave.

Grease 2 was total balls! The first was good for what it was. But the 2nd one was rancid. I actually hate the first one. Part 2 was great just on the grounds of "Reproduction" and the whole mystery rider angle alone. YNA, you should know by now, rancid movies are my cup of tea. I'm a fan of From Justin To Kelly fer chrissakes.

Grease 2. Shut the fuck up, it ruled.